#i had way too much fun doing this is that bad thats pretty lame wow

[the-witty-kitty]

hello! i was scrolling through the a-level history tag on tumblr just in hopes of finding some inspiration to do work - although i still don't have the motivation to do so, is there any tips you could give me? i'm doing a-level history focusing on South Africa and America but am dramatically failing both, with very little knowledge retention. i have coursework coming up that i also have no idea how to accomplish.

((Oh hello low key shook that you’ve come to me because lmao I’ve had no idea what I’m doing throughout my sixth form life so far and high key flattered

Honestly, I relate to you on such a spiritual level because history modules have so much content in them that it’s overwhelming and makes me want to deck myself. Fortunately, the history department of my Sixth Form provide a content guide for us which, that and my exercise book, is the of base my revision.

Notes // Revision Book

Personally, I prefer to have all information for topics and sub-topics in one place which is handwritten out again in another book. These notes would be written into my own words and condensed down massively. Literally the most time-consuming element of my life, I wanted to scratch my eyes out. (Pretty colours kept me sane.) I’d also recommend bolding any key dates, historical characters, facts and figures and any key words that would help you.

Flash Cards // Mindmaps // Timelines

For me, physically writing revision on paper or in mindmaps or flash cards tend to help me to remember which is why I prefer it to re-reading notes or textbooks. (Some science bullshit in active memory or something idk) (Making them look #aesthetic helped to make the task less gruelling and insta worthy.)

Honestly, I would scribble notes and revision down on anything. I re-did mindmaps, notes, timelines, mindmaps, essays, questions, miNDMAPS. The repetitive element is the only thing that helped me to remember; it’s boring but I’d recommend it. Any A3 pads of papers are hella useful as well; I had a shit ton of these mindmaps and timelines up on my walls during March-May and it wasn’t pretty and looked pretty bleak but I guess it helped? After doing my flash cards and mindmaps, I’d re-do scruffy ones but without the use of my previous revision notes, that way I’d be using memory instead of regurgitating textbooks and notes.

Staff // Friends // Family

Exploit your teachers. Exploit the department. I feel pity for them after dealing with me, espesically after I spent the year sucking up to all possible staff members of the history department. A little bit of banter here, a little bit of teasing there and they were always there for me. They must hate me by now. I’d ask for anything and everything. Mark questions, mark essays, re-mark said essays and questions, ask for the mark scheme, sample essays, dates, figures, stupid knowledge that I didn’t need but interested me. Albeit I love history and the periods that we studied (Russian history oioi) but I would have not gotten any of it without some of the staff. A fav of mine - who doesn’t even teach me history this year but taught me a year prior through my GCSEs - sat with me 3 hours before the exam and went through everything on the Cold War and then it came up in my exam. He is a godsend. Use them, I’m sure they’re rad people.

I also babbled so much crap to my family, explaining all of the periods that we studied, all of the policies, strengths and weaknesses and all keys events. They had no idea what I was on about and most probably didn’t even listen but that’s fine I guess forget about me but it helped me to revise through memory not just repeating from my notes. Upcoming to my exams I would take on a teacher-esque role and repeat all of the content back to my friends; it was a two-way system: I’d think on the spot and they’d listen like a normal revision lesson.

(Wow man I’m such a nerd wtf I only just realised. I’m so sorry how long this is frick.)

Documentaries // Youtube

I’m so lazy wow. They help if you’re a lazy piece of shit like me, just actively watch them and even take notes so that you know you’re getting the most out of your time. I’d personally recommend CrashCourse on youtube. It’s got tons of subjects and topics and they’re between 10-15 minutes so it’s a quick burst of info that’s not too overwhelming. (Also I’m such a nerd and laugh at the inside historical jokes wow.)

Questions // Essays // Past Papers

Just do ‘em. My hand would cramp up so bad after doing one of these bad boy essays but gradually I saw improvement.

Make sure you 101% understand what you have to do in the question. Description? Analysis? Explanation? Comparison? The only way you’ll master identifying what to do and the technique is if you do past questions and get feedback. If you teacher doesn’t address faults as for them. (My ego was crushed so many times it hurt man. It hurt.)

Coursework

Unfortunately, I haven’t started my coursework yet - we’re starting straight way and it’s on Martin Luther King so quite the topic considering the modern day cough dickhead trump cough - however, I’m aware that we have to conduct our own research and gather quotes etc.

From past coursework related experiences, again I’d recommend using the heck outta your teachers. If you’ve got the time, do re-draft after re-draft. And if it’s a crap ton of work to do reduce it into sections of analysis of one historical source or on one topic, that way you have more accomplishments when you finish a piece and you’ll receive constant feedback as you go along, in which you can adjust your work accordingly.

If you are required to do research try and mix it up with written sources, accademic articles and historiography. Google Scholar is pretty rad and prevents you from seeing articles or sites that are bias and have bias opinions. I’d also recommend any government offical websites (typically with .gov) if you’re researching contemporary history within the last hundred years or so and need figures such as birth or death rates at the time etc. Your teachers most likely have a ton of physical book resources at their disposal which they’ll allow you to use. Again, that fav teacher of mine allowed me to borrow 5+ books on Russian 20th century over the summer for my Welsh Bac project so I’m sure you’ll find a kind sole like this one somewhere.

Although coursework is agonising, it’s arguably better than exams and allow you to have some control over the outcome so if you keep on top of it you can grab a nice grade before the summer and easily helped raise your overall grade.

(Pretty sure my coursework will be the final death of me because my exam board has a rule on teacher intervention and if too much help is given out marks are taken away which is such horseshit?? So check to see if there are any rules.)

Summary

Reduce school work and textbooks into your own language and book.

Make revision materials from your own notes - flash cards, mindmaps, timelines, poems, acronyms - literally anything just write.

Repeat repeat repeat - try not to turn stir crazy!

Highlight dates, historical figures, numerical figures, facts, and events.

Documentaries and videos are a time and energy saver.

Learn the question styles and technique and hand in essays.

Use any feedback given. Even read the examiner’s report if you can access it.

Coursework - try to get any feedback if possible. Bookmark any sources or websites used as you may have to reference if it’s a written piece.

Google scholar is exceptional at providing articles and therefore you’re not prone to any historical bias when researching your topic.

Government sites are scary but nice for juicy facts and figures.

Break it down into little easy chunks such as dates, policies, location or historical evidence/sources so it’s easier to see and handle.

Coursework will inevitably affect your grade and its more or less the only thing you can control so constantly improve it whenever and you’ll do amazing!

I hope at least one of these things help with your revision as everyone learns and revises differently. Honestly, I’ve only adopted this technique this school year and I’m sure next year I’ll have something new. I won’t shy away from the fact that history is my favourite subject and therefore revision for this area is not too gruelling, but I’m a lil nerd and mini revision freak so pls don’t be too overwhelmed.

I wish you all the best for the upcoming year and your exams! I’m always around if you ever want a chat so hit me up!

- Soph

[gidleboo]

Sleepless

an imagine where Minnie is shocked to see her night owl girlfriend awake early in the morning.

not requested

Word Count : 1,229

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After watching horror documentaries by yourself until 1 am, every little sound in your shared apartment with Minnie drove you crazy. Even the slightest water droplet from the bathroom would cause you to jerk your head in that direction or when the ticking of the clock seemed to grow louder and louder as if it was the only thing you could hear in the room.

'I should have just watched those in the morning with Minnie.' You thought to yourself in regret. You turned around and faced Minnie's back to wrapped your arms around her waist, burying your face in her hair that smells of orange.

Just as you finally thought you were about to doze off, the cold wind runs up your spine and you quickly turn your head to see if there was someone behind you. You let out a sigh when you see nothing.

The room was way too dark. When you tried to relax as you stare up at the ceiling, a creepy image pops in your mind and you had to blink several times before it disappears.

You softly whine as you struggle to fall asleep. As much as you want to shake Minnie awake and have her comfort you and tell you everything's fine, you love her too much to wake her up for some lame reason.

Besides, you care about your pride too. It would be too embarrassing to tell Minnie the reason why you can't sleep. She'll be teasing you all day!

You sigh hopelessly and decided to reach for your phone. You flinch at the sudden brightness so you lower it down to the lowest setting. You check the time and it read 3:44 am. It was almost 4 in the morning and you were still wide awake.

You returned your phone back on top of the drawer and decided to wrap yourself in your blanket which somehow made you feel safe. After a few minutes, you started to doze off once again.

When you finally thought that you've fallen asleep, you felt your legs growing numb from the lack of space which made it uncomfortable for you to sleep. You slowly woke up once again for what seemed like the 6th time that night.

You untangled yourself from the blanket which seemed to be the reason why your leg became numb. The soft light that came through the window helped you see much better than the other times you've woken up. You look up at the clock by the doorway and it read 5:28 am.

You sighed in defeat as you fall back on the bed. In the end, you didn't sleep at all. But to be fair, it was also your fault for watching scary documentaries.

Deciding that it was probably best to just wake up now, you gave Minnie a soft kiss on her shoulder before quietly making your way outside the bedroom. It felt really new to you as you moved around the house at such an early time when usually, you moved around the house late at night.

You walk over to the big window next to the living room and pushed the curtains aside. The sun greeted you with a great view of where you were. It was your first time seeing the city in the morning again after a long time when usually you would wake up around 1 in the afternoon.

You unlocked your phone to take a picture of the view and decided to do your morning routine. Opening your Spotify app, you put (G)I-DLE's album on shuffle with 'Maze' as the first song to play.

You quickly showered to wake yourself up and cleaned the living room a bit before heading to the kitchen to cook breakfast for you and Minnie. Minnie was a morning person and would usually wake up between 7 or 8.

You checked the time and it read 6:35 am. You quickly hurried to make breakfast knowing that your girlfriend could wake up at any moment now. You wanted to surprise your girlfriend and see her reaction to the fact that you didn't sleep you waking up early.

As you finished frying the eggs, you heard her feet shuffle and gasp. "Y/N?! Why are you awake already? What's going on?" Minnie asked as you placed the eggs on a plate.

Although she was very shocked, Minnie was very happy to see you finally join her in the morning. She walked over to you and hugged you tightly as she swayed you both from side to side.

"Why is my love already awake at 7 in the morning?" Minnie cooed at you as she showered your face in kisses. You giggled nervously and just hugged her saying, "I had something to do today so I set up an alarm. I got it done now though." You lied smoothly.

"Oh, okie babygirl." Minnie gave you one final kiss on the forehead and looked at the table. "Wow, Im hungry! Thanks for cooking." Minnie gave you a wide smile which immediately melted your heart. "Its nothing."

You and Minnie ate breakfast together and once you were both done, Minnie suggested that she would take care of the dishes.

. . . . .

Minnie joined you on the couch after she was done doing the dishes. Minnie gave you a quick peck before grabbing the remote. "Wanna do a movie marathon for the whole day?" Minnie asked you, not really bothering to wait for your answer as she started searching movies on Netflix.

You stifled a yawn before answering, "Sure baby." Minnie had already picked a movie and went to close the curtains and turn off the light switch. "Now it's like a theatre in here." Minnie giggled and went back to cuddle with you.

The dark living room and the soft sounds from the TV started making you drowsy. Minnie cuddling you only added to your drowsiness. You look at her perfect face concentrated in the movie and studied every detail. Her sharp jawline, her pretty eyes, her small nose, everything about her was amazing.

You cuddled closer to Minnie and press a soft kiss on her neck and before you know it, you started drifting off into dreamland.

. . . . .

"Baby..." Minnie's soft voice filled the now quiet living room as she started shaking you awake gently. You suddenly widened your eyes and remembered that you and Minnie were doing a movie marathon.

"Omg babe, I'm so sorry I fell asleep!" You looked so guilty that Minnie giggled and held your face and kissed you passionately. You melted in the kiss but she soon pulled away.

"Let's do a movie marathon next time, okay? First, we gotta get you to bed baby." Minnie said softly and grabbed your hands. At times like this, you can't help but fall deeper in love with Minnie. She leads you to the bedroom and laid you down before showering your face with kisses.

You giggled as you slowly started to feel sleepy once again. Minnie gave you one last kiss on your lips before standing up to leave.

You then reach out a hand and tugged at her shirt, silently telling her to stay with you. Minnie smiled and being the whipped girlfriend she is, there's no way she can say no. She goes under the covers and spoons you as she hums soft melodies in your ear.

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lmao fun fact : this imagine was based from this morning when I couldnt sleep and so i ended up not sleeping at all

sorry if the grammar is a bit bad since my english sucks sknchb

anyway thats all thanks for reading❣

[incorrect-nozaki-kun]

req: Kashima, Lev, Hori, Kuroo, Yaku when swimming at the pool. Kenma is playing animal crossing at poolside, Kashima, Lev and Kuroo having some competition. *Bubble bubble bubble* where is Hori and Yaku? * bubble bubble bubble*

This turned into “Hori Can’t Swim and Kashima is a Good Wingman”

This idea spiraled and I’m not even sorry

Under a read more because it’s a lot

Hori had a secret

Okay that’s not true Hori had a lot of secrets but he had one BIG secret

One that was about to be outed when he saw the group chat message from Kuroo

“COME TO THE NEKOMA SCHOOL POOL FRIDAY! WE HAVE WATER TRAINING BUT AFTER WE CAN HANG OUT! I NEED TO BEAT KASHIMA AT SWIMMING!”

It sounded fun in theory but there was an issue

Hori couldn’t swim. 

Like at all. 

He sank like a rock.

But, he tried to reason with himself, maybe it wouldn't be so bad

It wasn’t like he was gonna embarrass himself in front of too many people

Kashima, Kuroo, Kenma, Yaku, Lev, Bokuto, knowing Bokuto Akaashi too, and -

Fuck

Tsukishima 

His totally not a crush shut up Kashima

Things got a little complicated there but no problem it’d be fine

He repeated this mantra on the train to Nekoma basically tuning out Kashima’s rambling

He repeated it when they walked into the school

He repeated it when Kashima veered off to the woman’s changing room and he went into the mens to change into swim trunks the he probably didn’t even need to bring

And then he saw a certain blonde saltshaker talking to Bokuto in the changing room 

And Hori decided that in that moment this must've been karma for fly kicking Kashima so many times

Did he change hiding behind a row of lockers to avoid conversation? 

maybe

Fortunately he managed to change unnoticed and took definitely too much time changing because when he finally got to the pool area everything was in full swing

He tried to weigh his options in his head

In the deeper end, Kashima, Kuroo, and Lev were lining up to start a race with Akaashi at the finish line and Bokuto paddling a little ways away with a whistle in his mouth

That was a no go zone for him

Yaku was also floating in the pool, looking like he was very close to drowning Bokuto if he blew the whistle again 

So he was no help

Last option was Kenma and Tsukishima sitting in the bleachers, Kenma on his switch and Tsukishima half watching half listening to music

And as slightly mortifying interacting with Tsukishima was, it was better than drowning.

Not much better but still better

So Hori plops his stuff down on those metal bleachers 

Now the setup is Kenma is on a middle bench, Tsukki is beside him but on the one a level below bc boi is tall and if he reclines he can see the game

Hori had a moment of “oh fuck where do I sit” before sitting beside Kenma bc he did kinda wanna see the game

And all was fine, the idiots were screaming in the pool, the quieter idiots sat on the bench, all going fine.

Until Kuroo decided it was time for Kenma to get into the pool

By telling him to put down the switch, which he does, and then casually picking Kenma up

And YEETING him into the pool

How Kuroo got Kenma’s hoodie and flip flops off before he threw him was beyond anyone

So now Kenma was in the pool and Hori was concerned 

Because Tsukishima was pulling off his headphones and he looked ready to go in the pool

And if Tsukishima went in the pool then Hori would be the only one not in the pool

And that would raise questions

“COME ON HORI SENPAI! COME SWIM! WE’RE GONNA PLAY CHICKEN!”

Chicken. Right. Thats a shallow end game this is fine

Wait. Chicken...what game was that again?

“I WANNA BE ON AKAASHI’S SHOULDERS!”

Oh right. That game. Fuck

But Hori drags himself down to the pool because he’s competitive at heart

His first choice was to pair up with Kashima, but Yaku had his hand wrapped around her wrist and Hori really didn’t wanna mess with that

Also he’s a good bro ™ to both Yaku and Kashima so they're both out

Kuroo had grabbed Kenma and lifted him onto his shoulder, and Bokuto was climbing a slightly put off Akaashi 

So his options were Lev, or Tsukishima

Fortunately--or unfortunately depending on who you ask--the choice was made for him

The choice being Tsukki unceremoniously pulling Hori into the pool and towards the game

“I’ll be with Hori”

One issue

Tsukki had pulled Hori into water where he was standing therefor was shallow

Minor detail, Tsukishima is fucking TALL

So Tsukishima standing is definitely not Hori standing

And now Hori is flailing in the water because fuck where is the POOL FLOOR

And panicking leads to Hori inhaling pool water

Which is never good

He’s pretty sure this is where he's gonna die

In an overly chlorinated pool he was pulled into by his gangly crush

Fantastic

So Hori’s lowkey blacking out and the others are starting to realize “wait Hori’s not joking he genuinely isn’t coming up oh SHIT”

Kuroo moved the fastest, call it captain instincts or something, but before Hori could completely pass out he was being yanked out of the pool and onto the concrete 

And Kuroo is whacking him on the back and he’s hacking up water and is Hori crying a little? Maybe.

Hey YOU try inhaling pool water and try not to tear up

At this point Hori was only kinda aware of what was happening around him

He heard Kashima say something, a few other voices, and then he was being picked up bridal style

He’d roll his eyes if he were more aware because c’mon not again Kashima but also thank you because he’s not 100% sure he can walk right now

And then he was sitting on the locker room bench and a towel was wrapped around him and someone was rubbing lightly on his back as he leaned into them

“Thanks Kashima”

Wow Hori hadn’t heard himself sound that sad since he was a kid almost drowning was a trip!

Also lightheadedness that was fun too

But he was coming too and the world was less blurry and his breathing was evening out

And he was realizing that wow this silence was kinda awkward and really filled with pity and Hori didn't DO pity. 

So with the towel over his head to dry his hair Hori tried to end the awkward silence 

“Tsukishima pulled me in right? Tall bastard.”

No responce. Kashima was probably just going to let him rant which Hori appreciated 

“Damn he’s lucky he’s cute because he’s an asshole sometimes. Honestly who pulls someone into a pool like that!”

At that moment, Hori pulled the towel off his head and decided he was going to jump back into the pool and drown himself

Because that wasn’t Kashima sitting next to him

It was Tsukishima 

“Oh shit”

This is why he didn't drown, because he was destined to die of cringe in this exact moment 

Tsukishima didn’t look particularly bothered though

Granted he never really did

“Well I was going to apologize but if you think I’m such a bastard-”

Hori punched Tsukki in the arm. Snarky asshole 

All Tsukki did was snicker 

Bastard

Cute bastard but still a bastard

“I am sorry though. I didn’t know you couldn't swim”

“Who are you what did you do with Tsukishima?”

“Ha ha very funny.”

Hori realized at that exact moment that Tsukishima’s hand was still on his back and wow they were sitting really close

And was he...smiling?

Not smirking but genuinely smiling?

FUCK he was pretty and FUCK Hori was screwed

“HEY IS HORI OKAY OR IS HE DEAD?”

Aaaand there went the moment

Thanks Lev

Hori made a mental note to have Yaku kick his ass later

But Tsukishima just stood up and stretched with an unbothered look as if nothing had happened

“Yamaguchi is with Wakamatsu at the mall a couple stations away. Change quickly so we can catch the next train.”

Hori just stared at him

Was Tsukishima...inviting him to leave?

“Don’t you want to stay here?”

Tsukishima looked back over his shoulder from the doorway of the locker room

How dare he look like that so casually

“Swimming’s lame anyway. I’m bored and want to go to the mall.”

Well that was the closest Hori was gonna get to a genuine invite

And Tsukishima’s neck turned red when he was embarrassed 

Not like Hori was gonna tell him 

But it made him smile as he changed into regular clothes

And if Tsukishima was walking a little slower than usual so Hori could keep up with his long ass legs

Hori wasn’t gonna complain 

[lesbianbernardsumner]

Hey! Its thing >:)!

Its the thing i was teasing at in that post last night, and technically for like... four months? five? huh its been a bit since i second changed my url huh. Im not gonna go check or anything. If I were a bit more patient i wouldve waited for the archive collection become canon but im not. funfacterdroid is just more of my bran! Anyway! This post is my first impressions and opinions on each song on Back to the Egg! The Wings album i temporarily renamed myself after. (told ya i was gonna ramble wasnt i ydbfyufjd). It also happens to be the only wings album i havent listened to yet. And sure theres a bunch of singles and b-sides i havent listened to either, but this is the last one! I figured it should get some of its own treatment! I know that its gonna sound different to London Town and the two before it, cause McCulloch and English arent here. I’ve also heard that this album is bad and people called Paul a sellout because he transitioned to New Wave. New Wave is my favorite genre and I guess Wings werent ever that far from it? But they’re still a rock band at heart so i dont know how that change is going to fare. Enough introduction: Lets just go track by track! -Side One: Sunny Side Up-

Reception: Its just some radio garble, an instrumental meant to introduce the album. dont really have any opinions on it. Getting Closer: JAHBUDHSAUHJDHS WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! I didnt expect such a threatening title to be so upbeat. Like... opposite of Beware My Love. I do think its odd that there is barely any backup singing? Its not horrible just weird that this song, out of all the openers, doesnt. That outro is very much meant to be like a darker part of the song, like the dream sequence from A Day In The Life, but god dammit this song is just so upbeat! so weirdly cheerful and gentle! And... only 3 minutes? Rockshow and Jet were 4... eh those albums had a lot less songs, this one has 13 not counting Reception! Same as London Town, which i also really like! We’re Open Tonight: Oooohhh!! Very soft, I think I know what its about but when taken literally, to me it sounds like a quaint little shop trying to lure you in, sinisterly. I think the bass is making it sound evil to me, but thats a great thing! Clearly its trying to be like another I’m Carrying but that song fucking sucks!!!!!! I also really like how its only 1 minute, something so haunting about it. Not sure if thats positive or negative but the songs cool! Spin It On: hHEHEYEHY!! Getting Closer.... 2! kinda. Its much much faster and i can barely understand the words hes saying... or what hes spinning. The backing vocals are really cool though. the lyrics mention a pinball table? Y.. you know pinball doesn't spin right? it falls.... Questionable lyrics aside, theres really not a lot of SPEEDY Wings songs! Glad that one of the few is also extremely good!

Again and Again and Again: WOW OKAY! this is sung by denny, all of these songs start pretty fast unlike a good chunk of their past work, but i really like that! But it also means i cannot process a single thing denny is saying, i think he said something about a school? and being in a bad situation? ah whatever. Denny used to be in an R&B band and i really think thats going to work here! This isnt an exactly a Rhythm-y or Bluesey song, but He’s clearly having fun! thats why i love wings in general, its easy to tell that the band was having fun recording a song! Old Siam, Sir: A-hmm. Paul’s doing his squeaky voice again... I guess that can work sometimes but its absolutely not complimenting the piano in the background. Also, I feel like a squeaky voice wouldnt work the best for a story song. A story thats pretty incomprehensible too? Who is this lady! What the fuck is this village!! This is the song you wanted to make 4 minutes? and it fades out too... how much did they record... Arrow Through Me: So this is the one that the critics liked? Its the most synth heavy which i understand why people like, I like synths too! I like how the bass (which i think is also from a synth?) lines up perfectly with the horns! Its alright, it might grow on me later, but now its just a passable song. One i wouldnt skip. Plus I really like the reverb effects, the whole album has em but this one really makes use!! Kinda bad overall though.

-Side Two: Over Easy- Rockestra Theme: Just an instrumental. But one thats really important to music history! I don’t actually know the full story to this one, but I do know that i really like it! Plus the vocal effects on Paul’s... Scatting i guess you could call it? Whatever it is, it works! To You: This sounds... eerily like Getting Closer. But bad... Eh I like that organ. Not much to say really... theres only like one verse. After the Ball / Million Miles: Oh cool another medley. Last one we got was two albums ago! I guess since this is technically two songs id have to... review them both? After the Ball is exactly what it sounds like. A gentle rock song about seeing your love after a party :)! Pretty standard for wings. Million Miles! Sounds a lot like After the Ball but with an accordian? Fuck I’m not complaining. But also who the fuck is Deo. Winter Rose / Love Awake: Uh- Something is,,, wrong with Paul’s voice. like he damaged it? I mean its not horrible it just kinda takes me out of the emersion? Oh we’re already on Love Awake! his voice is fine now..! Man this song is mediocre! No wonder the 70s are regarded as lame./lh Weird that Linda isn’t singing backup here? Or if she is that Denny’s voice is just drowning her out. Winter Rose itself is kinda lame but its... sweeter I guess?  The Broadcast: SINISTER!!!!!!! I do not know who is talking but this sounds... dystopian. I don’t even know what the poem is about its just... the whole song is slightly off. But i mean that in a good way! So Glad to See You Here: MAN! They were trying so hard to be punk... Okay as a punk song this sounds horrible! But as a song in general i like it! It’s not mixed the best but i really like the lyrics! And I-HOLY SHIT WE’RE OPEN TONIGHT PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really didnt expect that,,, thats.... genuinely cool! Baby’s Request: Oh the finale! H..huh... Jazzy! And its about going to sleep.. i think? Regardless, Paul’s good at writing songs to fall asleep to, this isnt an exception at all!! Although it is weird that at the end the same horn plays as the one in Thrillington’s Monkberry Moon Delight... Its probably just a coincidence, i thought it was funny though. ---- Okay! Overall, I liked Sunny Side-Up more as a whole since i like 4/6 of its songs, but MAN So Glad to See You Here and Baby’s Request are REALLLY GOOD-But then again. I only listened to all of these songs once, and i wont listen to them again until ive finished writing this post, just to keep my first impressions fresh. I don’t really know what else to say that album was fun as hell! So I’d give Back To The Egg a... 7.8/10! I really didnt expect to like it this much. even though New Wave is my favorite music genre, i didnt think paul would be able to do it justice! Especially since the genre was just starting itself up... heh.... hope it gets archived soon.

[thefinalkey16]

KH3 Re:Mind spoilers/Reactions

So Xemnas gave the order?? To find the box?? But why??

So did Xigbar actually lose the box? YOU HAD ONE JOB

Oh we’re starting HERE HUH

I forgot how pretty the graphics are

Why is Riku so pretty???

Nomura really went “this DLC is about SOKAI and I’m gonna make sure you KNOW IT.”

Nomura really cares about his ship and I appreciate it so much

LETS GO SAVE OUR GIRL!

Heck yeah REMIND TIME

I love the music in this game so much

YES WE GET MORE MOM

Why does MOM adopt smol children lol

It bothers me that MOM has no actual face behind the hood. It’s like Ansem’s original form

So Xehanort is where Xemnas’s confusion of the heart comes from lol

OH THIS IS PREMASTER XEHANORT

I’m sorry, Xehanort is more powerful than darkness?

I’m sorry MOM is too scared to take off the coat???

MOM is a psychology teacher who gets exasperated by his dumb students

OH THATS JUST RUDE NOMURA

LEMME KNOW HIS NAME

A lost..Master?

Well we know where Xehanort got the hands behind the back walk from

OOO A NEW THEME

OH I LOVE IT

I’m 100% sure that MOM told him his name was “Noneya,” and it took a few decades before he realized what he actually said

DID THEY TELEPORT TO LOOK COOL ON THE ROCKS

I’m sorry they have holograms??

Did they actually call him Riku Replica lol

Wait they were actually nobodies

XEMNAS AND XEHANORT WERE REPLICAS?

“Why we have assembled here,” because Xemnas and Sora destroyed your sick castle

Poor Terra got possessed TWICE?

Demyx! You get Demyx!

I’m sorry 20??

No. I

Oh so they don’t actually remember Xion

Does.. does Xigbar remember Xion?

Wow they got Vexen just to get his daughter in their gang. How rude

Xehanort fell asleep while they chatted I’m cackling

Crazy old man

Now when do I get to save Kairi? :3c

YAY ITS TIME

YAY ITS CHIRITHY TIME

ITS MY SMOL KITTY

“Back so soon?”=you died again?? You’re lame

Chirithy is a mood

Sora you watched your GF get shattered

Oh so that’s why Sora dies

IS SORA SAILOR PLUTO

Oh my god he’s Sailor Pluto

Lose powers? He’s done that so many times 😂

Getting banned from one world? He had a phone and friends with gummi ships lol

ARE WE GONNA SEE EVERONES HEART STATION??

NOOO VEN That still hurts to watch

AWW SORA TRIED TO CATCH HIM

Wow he’s a ghosty ghost

Oh I love Ven’s heart station so much

Wow Vanitas really said that Ven is Baby

YAS GIMME VANITAS

Also wow Vanitas is protecting Ven’s heart and I love that

OH NO NOT THIS GUY

I beat him by using Meow Wow. meow wow is best boy

Oh no oh no it’s this pet

Gotta love Big Bro Lea

I forgot they call him Axel

ITS THE HUG

It’s Donald’s Safrifice ;-;

Donald Really channeled his inner Molly Weasley and said “Not my son you WITCH.”

WASTED

Also aw Sora got to see what Donald did for the first time

AQUA’S STATION IS SO PRETTY

Poor Aqua ;-; this is the moment where everyone hates her for

Also aww she trusts Kairi to protect them

We love Big Sis Aqua

YES WE GET ANTI AQUA FIGHT AGAIN

NAMINEEEEE

I’m literally screaming and I scared my grandma

Oh my god She lost Kairi and she immediately went to Sora cause she knew she’d be safe there ;-;

Namine’s Really here bringing everyone together

Agsisgsjdg I forgot Terra can do the keyblade whip thing lol

AND the cannon

Wow they’re really fighting in the sky

Anyone else getting Star Wars vibes

AWW HE JUST WANTS TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY

I still hate Terra’s pants

Imagine your heart crushing your body. Like really

NO LINGERING WILL

HECK YEAH SORA YOU KICK THEIR BUTT

Wow Sora you’re so cocky

LINGERING WILL NO

OH MY GOD

I forgot that Marluxia is an Ouran Host Club character

Wait, that Mickey finisher was new, wasn’t it?

Okay but I still have no idea what Xemnas did to Luxord

Cards: *Appear*

Sora: PTSD from watching his friends get destroyed from the cards in the manga

Mickey: *is captured*

Sora: PTSD intensifies

I’m really happy that we get to replay all of the Organization battles, they’re so much fun!

I’m so soft for Replinami ;-;

He loves her so much, and all he wants is for her to be safe and happy ;-;

Ven: we aren’t the same. You’re Edgy. I’m Baby

Aqua when Sora appears: TWO Baby’s :0

“If I’m a traitor, then Kairi’s the trump card.” LEA DRINKS RESPECT KAIRI JUICE

Aww Kairi’s so confused. She doesn’t see how she could be a trump card ;-;

HE STRAIGHT UP FLEXED

AWW XION REMEMBERS

Ohhh Isa’s jealous.

YES THW CHAKRAMS

LETS GO

Jealousy mode has been activated in Isa

WHAT WAS THAT RUN

OH MY GOD THAT SCREAM

YES KAIRI GO

PROTEXT YOUR BRO

“Yup” Kairi really just wants this over with so she can go home 😂

The way Kairi’s face lights up at seeing Sora gives me life.

Wow Xemnas was really hurt by Axel’s betrayal. Frankly? I’m shocked.

XION’S HAND IS SMOKING

HER HAND IS BURNING BECAUSE SHES GRABBING THE BLADE

Xemnas does NOT drink Respect Xion juice

ROXAS KEPT XION’S MEMORIES SAFE INSIDE HIM

AND SHE HAS HER FACE BECAUSE HE GAVE THEM BACK TO HER

Lea cares about the small girls he adopted as his little sisters

AWW THE THREE OF THEIR HEARTS ARE CONNECTED

NO XION ISNT ON HIS HEART ANYMORE

YES KAIRI’S HERE TO KICK BUTT

Wow Nomura really got tired of people dissing Kairi so he amped her up with cool stuff

“Oh? Tired of Kairi not doing anything?” Heres her literally overpowering Xemnas and him having to restrain her with a stop spell and magic to stop her

KAIRI IS THE SCARLET WITCH AND XEMNAS IS THANOS

Oh and in case you think she’s weak? Here’s the same thing for Sora too.

God I love Nomura

Oh my god she’s in so much pain because of the darkness

OH MY GOD SHES IN SO MUCH PAIN BECAUSE OF THE DARKENSS

SORA LITERALLY FAINTED AFTER 2 SECONDS BUT KAIRI’S HOLDING ON OH MY GOD THE STRENGTH

OOOOOOOO ROXAS TIME

The MUSIC

THEIR ATTACK IS CALLED “THINKING OF YOU” BECAUSE THEY REMEMBERED XION I CANT

I can not believe i was forced to relive watching Kairi die

SHE WAS CRYSTALLIZED?? SHES NOT DEAD??

I love Donald and Goofy so much ;-;

They aren’t gonna leave their son alone

Also wow Xehanort was just staring there forever

I FORGOT WE GET TO EXPLORE SCALA :D

KAIRI?!?!

Getting KH1 vibes with this

“The heartless that is radiating light” how is that possible??

Okay but this is such a good parallel to the first game, with him saving Kairi ;-;

Except for the fact that HEARTLESS SORA DIDNT GET BEAT UP

Okay so her heart is a thassala shell. Will we have to collect the pieces to make her wayfinder?

Oh my god I see the thing at the top of the screen. We totally are making her wayfinder ;-;

THAT MEANS SHE LITERALLY GAVE HIM HER HEART SO HE COULS RETURN IT TO HER OH MY GOOOOD

Okay so I love the puzzles they have here

XEHANORT?!

I’m sorry you hid her heart? What are you, five?

What do you MEAN almost out of time?!

OH NO KINGDOM HEARTS

Oh no not these guys again

So many keyholes

IM SORRY IS THIS WIZARD OF OZ

Oh my god Lea is so overwhelmed lol

SGAKSSGE ROXAS CAUGHT XION

Okay so for the team ups, I love how all of them were mix and matched from the trio’s

I loved Terra and Riku, the Master and apprentice

I loved Ven, Roxas, and I can’t remember who else was in it. “Thanks Roxas.” “Youre welcome. You’re not too bad yourself.” THAT WAS ADORABLE

Xion, Aqua and Mickey being mages and protecting everyone

Aqua and Lea, him trying to talk and Aqua telling him to shut up and focus

MICKEY’S STRUGGLE TO SAVE HIS FRIENDS BROKE MY HEART

We now present: Kingdom Hearts 3: connect he dots

Connect. Connect the dots. Get it?

KAIRI’S HEART MADE A FLOWER

THE KH2 THING

“SORA :D”

THEIR HUG

HE JUST HOLDS HER CLOSE

TIME FOR PLAYABLE KAIRI BABBYYYYYYY

“I can do this.” YES YOU CAN

I’m sorry you think I want to play as Sora? After waiting my whole life to play Kairi? HA

KAIRI IS THE MOST POWERFUL

Seven wishes saved me in that fight

ONE HEART

THEY HAVE ANGEL WINGS

OKAY YALL HAD YOUR SORIKU ATTACK NOW WE GOT SOKAI :D

Now we just need Rikai and Sorikai and it’ll be complete ^^

AGSKSGSKDGSJS CHIRITHY

“I was trying to give you some privacy” awwww

CHIRITHY IS CRYING

THEYRE GOING ON DATES

Chirithy has my soul and I love it

Every scene with Chirithy adds 7 years to my life

Afsjsgsajg Sora DONT PUSH THE CAT

NAMINE

THEY WERE THERE TO FREE HER HEART

Aaand he’s gone and I’m crying again

LIMITCUT EPISODE TIME BABBYYYY

GAJSGSJDG RIKU AND TERRA ARE TOGETHER

Oh my god Riku and Terra being bro’s are my favorite thing

Wait what are they gonna do

ARE THEY SEALING THE WORLD

OH MY GOD THE ARMOR

HOW DARE THEY NOT SHOW US THE FRONT PARTS

OH they’re going to search for Sora!

IS RIKU IN CHARGE OF THE LAND OF DEPARTURE

ONE YEAR???

Agajsgsjdg MERLINS HOUSE

CLOUD

PRETTY BOY

YUFFFIIEEE

AERIITH

CID

OH MY GOD THE GANGS ALL TOGETHER

THEY WENT TO THE REALM OF DARKNESS WHAT

“The Twilight Town gang” ITS OFFICIAL

OH NO WHAT HAPPENED TO KAIRI

WHY DOES HE LOOK SAD

NO WHATS GOING ON WITH KAIRI

They’re searching her heart?

SHES BEEN ASLEEP FOR A YEAR?!

Riku’s been all ALONE

DATA SORA??

Battalion oh my god lol

I’m mad about Kairi being asleep for a year though

AGSJSGS WE GET TO EXPLORE

Wow. A video game inside of a video game

I spent the rest of the day failing the Data battles and making funny Data Greeting pictures. Hopefully I’ll be better st the battles tomorrow!

[princeyitz]

[ loner | family oriented | lazy ]

GET TO KNOW ME TAG why r there so many questions </3

@viiavi​ tagged me(and mayb someone else??? i dont know tumblr notifs are awful)

uhhhmmm i tag @ratboysims​ @felicitum​ @bullsim​ @keysims​ @bratsims​ and uhhmmmmm any1 else that wants to do it just say i tag u

also here’s a bad edit of my simselfs outfit its cute and basically what i wear everyday gotta wear those nikes get some good ass arch support u feel me

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? byrd

2. WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME? byrdie, b

3. BIRTHDAY? june 3rd babey

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK SERIES? harry potter

5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS OR GHOSTS? ye s

6. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR? i dont think i have one. picking faves for literature has always been hard for me

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION? i listen 2 podcasts

8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ANYTHING? ummm dark chocolate or mango

9. WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE OFTEN TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING GREAT OR WONDERFUL? awesome

10. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONG? thank you next look its a good song ok

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? ridiculous but how my mom says it like a harry potter spell

12. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? ummmm something by halsey i think

13. WHAT TV SHOW WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR EVERYBODY TO WATCH? im binge watching greys anatomy so that i guess but also my fave show of all time stargate

14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE TO WATCH WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DOWN? moana

15. DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES? yea

16. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? failure

17. WHAT IS YOUR BEST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? i give good cuddles

18. WHAT IS YOUR WORST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? i have no patience and i worry too much

19. DO YOU LIKE CATS OR DOGS BETTER? yes(dogs)

20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? fall

21. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? yes! we’re getting married next october :-)

22. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD? no responsibilities!!! no bills!!!! also my moms cooking

23. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? her name is lauren but also my fiance and my dog

24. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? dark green

25. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? brown

26. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE? my fam, my fiance, my dogs, my close friends

27. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU TRUST? my fiance 100%

28. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? my parents i worry about their health and also my sister bc she’s in a new relationship

29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY EXCITED ABOUT/FOR SOMETHING? my sisters dog just had puppies so im excited to see them

30. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST OBSESSION? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rn sims

31. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW AS A CHILD? probably rugrats and also x files

32. WHO OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER CAN YOU TELL ANYTHING TO, IF ANYONE? my dad

33. ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? hell yes big time

34. DO YOU HAVE ANY UNUSUAL PHOBIAS? well i still cant drive so like. driving i guess

35. DO YOU PREFER TO BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA OR BEHIND IT?uhhh behind i hate when others take pics of me lol

36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY? writing and simblr i guess

37. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? actually i think it was the adventure zone graphic novel does that count

38. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? the crimes of grindelwald

39. WHAT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? i can sing

40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? owls

41. WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOGS THAT YOU FOLLOW? i feel like im on the spot ummmmm @felicitum @keysims @smart--milk @surreysimmer @hesitantpixels

42. WHAT SUPERPOWER DO YOU WISH YOU HAD? u ever seen heroes? remember how peter was like a sponge well i wish i could do that but with like, normal knowledge/skills. like if i met someone who was a carpenter or dr i could shake their hand and i knew everything they did about that and could learn new languages that way too. i wanna b a sponge

43. WHEN AND WHERE DO YOU FEEL MOST AT PEACE? in my bed w my fiance and dogs in a cuddle pile

44. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE? when we ask blu if she’s a sleepy baby and she tilts her head

45. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? none bitch

46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? water all day every day im a camel hi

47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A HAND-WRITTEN LETTER OR NOTE TO SOMEBODY? uhhh probably recently at work

48. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? as i get older yes

49. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? when people talk down to me because of my identity or age

50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CONCERT? yea!! the last one we went to was p!nk im pretty sure

51. ARE YOU VEGAN/VEGETARIAN? no

52. WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? a cardiologist

53. WHAT FICTIONAL WORLD WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN? hmmmmmmmm probs harry potter tbh

54. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WORRY ABOUT? money!!!!

55. ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK? yes and no

56. DO YOU LIKE TO SING? yup!!! i dont sing as often as i used to tho its sad

57. HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL? no

58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET? i really love big bear and catalina island

59. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? doesnt really matter as long as its not a big city and relatively close to family

60. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? we have 2 doggos

61. ARE YOU MORE OF AN EARLY BIRD OR A NIGHT OWL? tbh i am a mix of both now, tho i used to be a night owl

62. DO YOU LIKE SUNRISES OR SUNSETS BETTER? sunset

63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? no :-)

64. DO YOU PREFER EARBUDS OR HEADPHONES? earbuds sometimes headphones hurt my ears esp bc i always wear glasses

65. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? yes and im getting war flashbacks

66. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC? pretty much anything besides hardcore rap, country, and religious music, also nothing too poppy

67. WHO IS YOUR HERO? probs my mama

68. DO YOU READ COMIC BOOKS? ye

69. WHAT MAKES YOU THE MOST ANGRY? when they only brew decaf at work

70. DO YOU PREFER TO READ ON AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE OR WITH A REAL BOOK? both

71. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? i really loved english

72. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? i have two brothers and two sisters

73. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? flowers for my mother in law

74. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5′7″

75. CAN YOU COOK? yes

76. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU LOVE? coffee, purple flowers, the lil potbellies that all puppies have

77. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU HATE? decaf coffee, peas, when people say my name wrong

78. DO YOU HAVE MORE FEMALE FRIENDS OR MORE MALE FRIENDS? uhhh i guess just bc thats who im around more

79. WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? gay af my dudes

80. WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY LIVE? i live in southern california

81. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED? my mom i think

82. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? a while ago 

83. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER? garrett watts is fun

84. DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE SELFIES? sure

85. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APP? digit it saves me money

86. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENT(S) LIKE? im super close with my parents and relatively close w my fiances parents as well

87. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOREIGN ACCENT? hmmm probs middle eastern

88. WHAT IS A PLACE THAT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO, BUT YOU WANT TO VISIT? seattle

89. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 3

90. CAN YOU JUGGLE? lmao no

91. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? not really

92. DO YOU FIND OUTER SPACE OR THE DEEP OCEAN TO BE MORE INTERESTING? both but i tend to lean more towards the ocean

93. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A DAREDEVIL? not at all im a chicken

94. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? nope

95. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? y...es

96. CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS? n o?

97. HOW OFTEN DO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? when i am wrong lol i dont care too much about being right

98. DO YOU PREFER THE FOREST OR THE BEACH? forest 100%

99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN YOU? trust your instincts

100. ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR? yes

101. WHAT IS YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE? hufflepuff

102. DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF? sometimes

103. ARE YOU AN INTROVERT OR AN EXTROVERT? v big introvert

104. DO YOU KEEP A JOURNAL/DIARY? no

105. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES? kind of

106. IF YOU FOUND A WALLET FULL OF MONEY ON THE GROUND, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? pick it up and return it to its owner

107. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF CHANGE? yes but they have to believe in it too

108. ARE YOU TICKLISH? yes but u cant tell nobody knows ok thanks

109. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PLANE? yeah they’re cool

110. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? my ears and my septum

111. WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER DO YOU WISH WAS REAL? sam carter from stargate shes smart

112. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? yeah i have 10 i think

113. WHAT IS THE BEST DECISION THAT YOU’VE MADE IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR? opening up to people

114. DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA? 110% yes

115. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS? glasses

116. DO YOU WANT CHILDREN? yeah i want 5 but i dont think i can afford that many someone start a gofundme for my future babeys

117. WHO IS THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU KNOW? my best friend

118. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MEMORY? i told my middle school crush that i liked her and then she told everyone and thats the story of how i repressed me sexuality until i was 20

119. HAVE YOU EVER PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER? many times

120. WHAT COLOR ARE MOST OF YOU CLOTHES? black

121. DO YOU LIKE ADVENTURES? yes but carefully planned and well thought out adventures where i have a checklist and a binder of all the information i need listen i am v anxious everything is scary

122. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV? when i was a baby i was on the news lmao

123. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 25

124. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? to thine own self be true wow super lame and cliche thanks im tired is this done yet

125. DO YOU PREFER SWEET OR SAVORY FOODS? savory i dont have much of a sweet tooth

[dreammutual-remade]

mua!you and lucas

request: hi may you please do a bullet point scenario about lucas and his girlfriend who is a make up artist for nct. thank youu- anon

word count: 3.4k

a/n: anon !!! thank u for requesting I lowkey struggled with this concept bc I was like uhhh how r they gonna u know,,, do the affection but once I figured it out this was so fun to write !!! I love Lucas hehehehehe. also I realized when I was picKINg this gif that I forgot to include the filming of the yearbook shiygeidfhvf pretend it didn't happeN okay

ps I have 8 requests as of now and I promise I will get to all of them pls have patience w/ me ily all <33333

good evening, Thots

let us dive in, shall we

alright so you had been doing makeup since you were a wee lass !!

of course it was , pretty terrible but like practice makes perfect and now you’re an absolute LEGEND

one of your friends convinced you to start posting tutorials and have an instagram acc dedicated to your Iconic Looks and the rest was history !!!!

you started getting hella attention everyone loved you bitch !!!

so you started advertising you were like ayy if y’all need your makeup done , hmu i am Skilled

at first you started out doing other gals makeup for formal dances and whatnot

then you climbed your way up the celebrity ladder and now you’re a god damn nct makeup artist ?????

things you did: THAT

alright so you got hired just in time for cherry bomb promotions

you took a look at some of their past looks and ,,,,, you were horrified honestly who did that to them

SM CAN GET FUCKED

anyways you Turned Their Shit Around and had them lookin bout fine as hell

all the boys had been super awkward around you at first and it was soooo funny

because you were pretty used to being v close to people you don’t know well

from all the years of doing other people’s makeup now you just go right in

you got real close to mark and he squeaked and like pressed himself back into the chair

like ? shouldn’t he be used to this by now ???

johnny was the only one who was cool with you the first time even if he was an absolute SLEAZEBAG

“sorry if i get all up in your face i’m just trying to keep your eyebrows FLEEKY U KNO WHAT IM SAYIN”

“nah i don’t mind having a face like yours that close ;)))))”

“oops didn’t mean to bump into your knee like that”

“that’s okay my lap is always open for u :}”

he’s the worst god i love him

you’re on the younger side too so he’s all,

c̢̖̲̹̞̰̪ͅa̫͠l̶̜̞l̠̝͇͠ ̪̙͕��̫̯m̙̪͖e̱͙̦̳̦̝͢ ͕̼̳̰̞o̹p҉͖̘͙͍̞̲p͍̙͙͙̹̖͞a҉̠͓̠̜͕

and you’re all

NO

taeyong asks how old you are and as soon as he finds out you’re younger than him he becomes your mom

you’ll be doing his makeup and he’s like okay but have u eaten today ??? you look too thin please eat

“one: stop moviNG IM TRYING TO CONTOUR YOU and two: please are u my damn grandmother i’m FINE i’ve eaten plenty :&&;&,$,”

you and haechan just roast each other the whole time

“yet another pimple i see, hyuckie, have you been keeping up with the skincare regimen i sent you home with?”

“first of all, fuck you, second of all, you sent me home with a piece of paper that said ‘you can wash your face to get rid of the acne but there’s nothing you can do about the ugly’ you evil WITCH”

but it’s all in good fun and you and hyuck are besties at heart and can tell when it’s not a good day for teasing

whenever you can tell he’s down you make sure to be extra playful when you’re putting on his makeup, tapping him on the nose or tickling his ear with your makeup brush til he giggles

i’m soft gOD

THIS ISNT A DONGHYUCK FIC I GOTTA CHILL

the rest are pretty cool with you too!! yuta is a worse flirt than johnny though it’s like unnecessary but it’s funny and you know he’s , mostly kidding, so you let it slide

anyways !!! cherry bomb is coming to a close and you did That the entire time you had them absolutely GLOWING

but then you get some emails from your boss talking about a new NCT U song/concept that will be filmed toward the end of the year

((i think that’s when it was filmed ?? i’m so sorry if there’s inaccuracies in here i’m very bad with dates :’-)))))))

they tell you you’re traveling to the UKRAINE

THATS FAR

and VERY COLD

they also tell you that they’re gonna be debuting two new members in this unit and you’re a little Nervous since you’ve only been doing 127’s and Dream’s makeup for the past like , half a year

(u were responsible for the we young era,,,,, god bless u)

but you’re also excited because they described the concept to you and you’ve already got ideas to make everyone look Hot and Badass

your boss sent some predebut pics and said the new ones were Yukhei and Jungwoo and, wOW THEYRE PRETTY

jungwoo looks absolutely soft and squishy so you’re a bit worried about making him look ,,,,, BOSS but yukhei.

is a whOLE MAN

he’s got big eyes and lips that give him softer features but , the look in his eyes and like his cheekbones and ????? wow you’re gonna turn him into Daddy Material

anywhom

the time has come and we are on our way to the ukraine !!! yeehaw it’s cold as balls out here

you arrive and get to stay in the hotel for a night before you gotta Get To Work

you arrive bright and early with all your beauty products

you , as the resident makeup artist, look cute as hell even if you are rather cold

your nose is tinted a bit red even tho you have foundation on rip

you set up your little station in the main tent because they’re gonna film all the outdoor parts first

jaehyun walks in first with winwin and they he looks scruffy af

“jaehyun you DOLT did you not shave ??? you know that tickles my hand when i’m trying to make you hot”

“i’m already hot”

“uh huh go shave your face i guarantee you don’t want me to try”

“ugh, yes ma’am”

“hey winwinie~”

“good morning !!!”

winwin is Precious and Easy To Work With as usual

mark comes in next and he’s flustered and cute AS USUAL

of course he’s comfy with you now but you enjoy making him flustered

“mark, baby, you’re GLOWING today!!! go off king”

“y/N PLEASE ENOUGH”

doyoung comes next and his Flawless Skin makes the process so much easier for you ugh

reLEASE THE SKINCARE ROUTINE

COWARDS

anywhom you get to meet jungwoo next !!!

FUCKIN UWU

his blue hair ,,,,,,,, amazing

he’s so sweet and releases little breathy giggles every once in a while when the brushes tickle him

you’re finishing up with jungwoo when, the Man Himself literally stumbles into the tent

“hyUNG are you almost done we’re bout to film man”

and he is absolutely Large and you are , very appreciative god damn

even barefaced this man baby looks GOOD that is not fair :-(

“lucas!~ you still have to get your makeup done but i think y/n was almost finished. are you?”

jungwoo turns to look up at you while he asked and you, have to exercise GREAT restraint not to talk to him in a baby voice

so you just nod and then give him a once over and tell him he can go ahead to wardrobe

you wave yukhei over and you’re like hey uh ,,, yukhei? or should i call u lucas ?!/!:&:&

he cackles and asks you to call him lucas and asks your name and how old you are and what your star sign is and your favorite color and your nct bias

(when you tell him you love them all equally he’s all like Not For Long 

>:-))) soon i shall PREVAIL)

basically he’s questioning you and you’re like oKAY PLEASE IM TRYING TO MAKE YOUR FACE BEAUTIFUL

“my face is already beautiful thank u very MUCH”

“you boys are all the same jaehyun  already pulled that shit today, LAME”

he pouts and you tap him on the lip with the handle of your makeup brush and then Get To Work

you truly have him lookin RIGHT wooo shit he looks good

and as you’re doing it your brain is like that clip from sponge bob where squidward is like oh NO he’s hot !!!! :(

you’re doing his eye makeup and you’re standing, in between his legs like they’re so long and in the way it’s the only way to get close enough to to do it well and you’re highkey, Blushing

he’s literally just staring up at you while you do his makeup and your hands are starting to shake what business does he have with such big brown puppy dog eyes :((((

“hey quit staRINg at me dude”

“ am i making u,,,, nervous ;)”

“, YES pls stop :((“

“aw i’m srry :((((“

pouts AGAIN and you shove his shoulder a little for making fun of you

when you finish you just kind of nod and he takes that as a go ahead and like SPRINGS up

and you’re standing very close so he almost knocks you the hell over

you tip backwards and he grabs you by the waist to steady you while you basically grab handfuls of his clothes to keep you upright

there’s a pause where you guys are just.. pressed together before you fly apart and lucas awkwardly rubs the back of his neck like nervous boys do in movies AW

“i really gotta stop knocking people over i almost took oUT jungwoo earlier srry abt that :’-))))))”

you’re like haha it’s fine :’-))))))))))))))

it’s really awkward so he yeets out of there just as taeyong strolls in looking entirely too smug

“so, you’ve taken a liking to our newest member hmmmm ??”

“aw no jungwoo is just so cute !!”

“quit playing dumb you knew what i meant”

“okaY but literally nothing happened please don’t make this a big deal”

“it’s a big deal bbg it’s tOO LATE NOW”

you sigh and then do his makeup pretty quickly since even barefaced he looks unreal

fckin anime character

okay everyone is now made up and dressed (jaehyun came last freshly shaven , looking like a bar of soap as usual) and you’re on standby outside to fix any little blemishes they may get while filming

everything is pretty good because most of the boys are used to wearing makeup but lucas is Dumb and just like ?? rubs at his eye and wipes half of it off ????

you sCREECH as he’s doing it and he jumps and is like ??? what is it what’s wrong with you

“what’s wrong with me ??? wHATS WRONG WITH YOU I WORKED HARD TO MAKE YOU LOOK THAT ETHEREAL DAMNIT”

you have to fix it on the spot so y’all can stay on schedule so he does that thing where he stands with his legs super far apart so his face is level with yours

his legs are so far apart in order for him to be short enough rip (.... literally. pray for his pants u guys)

you fix up his eye and warm him that you’ll give him a black eye with your fist instead of makeup if he messes up your Artwork again

the shoot goes really well and you get to know lucas and jungwoo better throughout the rest of the filming

things are…. tense between you and lucas but not in like a bad way more like a we are both sort of attracted to each other and unsure what to do from here way

lucas gets braver as time passes and has become wayyyyy more flirty

the tension just sort of transforms to hardcore flirting and little fleeting touches jskdkfk

you havent stopped blushing for like 4 days straight

as you do his makeup he’ll stare up at you with fckn awestruck eyes and one of his hands will drift up to circle around your wrist as you tilt his head this way and that

its a GIANT hand too I just wanna mention that they're very nice hands thank you for your time

as you do his makeup you’ll purposefully let your hand linger on his neck and use your thumb to caress turn his jaw

when you stand between his legs to do his makeup he’ll scoot to the edge of the chair to get as Close As Possible until your hips are almost touching the inside of his thighs ???:$&:&:@:@

SPICY

but eventually the shoot is over :(((( rip

buT no worries ;))))) black on black is being filmed in like a month and you’ll see his goofy ass soon heheh

highkey black on black makes u , Hot And Bothered like the part where lucas is on the floor and doing thaT THING

YALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

he highkey gets up and is like

did u like that babygirl ~~~ 😤😘💕🤪😩

and you just stick your tongue out at him and he sticks his tongue out at you and it’s Juvenile

“JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY!!!!”- johnny, from across the room

you: Red

lucas: wheezing

you guys pull all the same touchy flirty bullshit for this MV filming too and all the boys are like o.o

“hyung are u dating our makeup artist(¬‿¬) ” -chenle

“god i wish”

“what”

“i mean , no”

and now BOSS has been released and you’ve gotta do his makeup for all these stages and you two just , keep dancing around each other

when the boys get their first win for BOSS tho lucas is sO HYPE

because it’s his first time really performing live and they WON AND ???? THIS IS CRAZY

and he’s so happy he’s like shaking and he bursts into the dressing room after they all come off stage

he makes it there before everyone else because he RAN like a dork

you’re packing up all your stuff and hear the door open and you turn around to congratulate the boys but it’s just lucas and he runs in and pICKS YOU UP

he spins you around and sets you down and is like

JSDKSJDK Y/N WE WON ????

and you’re like

OMG YEAH I KNOW IM SO PROUD OF U ??!:&:@.

and then he just kisses you right on the lips in excitement

it’s just a press of lips and it was barely a kiss since he was still smiling so hard

his smile fades after and he looks , terrified

you also are terrified because ?

he’s Done It Now

the imaginary LINE has been CROSSED

but like, the barrier is broken now right ????

yolo

so you just shake your head and flick him on the nose

“damn you could have taken me to dinner first”

he laughs nervously because you haven’t made it clear whether or not you’re going to murder him and, That’s Scary

but you giggle and press up on your toes to kiss him more gently and tell him it’s okay and you like him and if he likes you back that would be GREAT

and he just smooshes you against him really hard and presses at least 26 kisses to your cheeks and it tickles and you’re like heY STOP THE LIPSTICK I PUT ON YOU WILL STAIN ME

“i like u too,, HEHEHHE”

“god you had to ruin it by cackling like the wicked witch of the west didn’t you???”

“absolutely, sweetheart :)”

okay the rest of nct u is on the way so you quickly agree that this should be a Semi Secret relationship because he’s so new to the scene and he’s probably not even allowed to date rn lol

but he INSISTS that he can treat you well no matter what and who are you to stop him honestly

he’s so blatant with the touching while you do his makeup now though that although you haven’t explicitly told anyone ,,, all the members of NCT know

he just loops his arms around your hips and pulls you close and blatantly admires you while you’re concentrated on his makeup

squeezes your ass every once in a while which makes you squeak and slap his shoulder

that little SHIT

one time taeil caught you sneaking in some food for lucas during dance practice and was like

“honestly just come in we all know you’re in a relationship gOD it’s so obvious”

so now you come to dance practice all the time with food for him and extra for the other boys

he’s always jealous

literally all the time

you’ll be doing marks makeup and hyping him up as usual

(baby bOY DESERVES IT)

and lucas will be :(((((( y don’t u say that stuff to me

“i literally say that and more to you and about you”

“okay but why not only me :(((((“

“oh my god”

or when you bring food he’ll be like NO she brought this for me go away you commoners !!!!!

honestly you feel like you’re taking care of a toddler sometimes except he’s HUGE

you have to be like

“now lucas, sharing is caring and i brought enough for everyone stop being gREEDY”

any free time he has he comes to your apartment

mainly because you guys want to be mushy and coupley and not have to listen to all the members whining and fake gagging

he’ll knock on your door at midnight with a blanket in hand and fresh out of the shower and looking CUTE

“can i sleep over :(((( i cant sleep without you:((((((“

BITCH

your heart melts oh my shosjdjdjckf

and this boy basically can’t sleep without you now because he sleeps over so much im emo

at first he insists on being the big spoon every time but after awhile Sleepy Baby Boy Lucas reveals himself

when he’s super tired he’ll just let himself in and climb in your bed and plant his head on your chest and his arms around your waist and just sigh contentedly

if he can’t sleep he’ll steal your hand and place it on top of his head and nudge you til you start running your fingers through his hair and scratching his scalp

uwu this is so cute

loves to hold your hands whenever possible

you guys can’t really go on dates since the relationship is Super Secret and he wants so bad to show you off but he CANT :/

so he just pretends y’all are out on the town and holds your hand at home when you’re just chillin

has taken to putting things you need in very high places so he can come up behind you and reach over your head to hand it to you

okay but like once in a while you both do your best to have a Normal Date where you go out doors you just have to be

Incognito Mode

so summer dates dont really work out since it’s hard to hide your identity when you’re not covered head to toe because it’s HOT

they’re mainly winter dates like ice skating and hot chocolate and fall festival stuff !!!!

he insists that you go to any festival in town like INSISTS

festival for a random and obscure flower?? you best believe you’re attending and going home covered flowers

he tried to make you a flower crown but it kept falling apart so he just stuck flowers all up in your hair AWE

forced you to pose so he could take pictures of you

(he made it his lock screen !!!! uwu)

this boy just, loves you so much and the day he tells you is when you’re both sick and dying because he got a cold and then gave it to you so you’re both laying in bed feeling Terrible

you’re laying there and feeling lightheaded and too hot but you’re both Clingy so you still hold hands at least lmao

and lucas tugs on your hand and you flop on your side to look at him expectantly

“yes, lucas?”

“hey”

“hey”

“guess what”

“hmmmmm what”

“i love you”

“oh, me too”

“like you love me too or you love you too”

“U2 is alright i guess”

“no i mean do you love me or yourself”

“both”

“sweet, self love is important too”

and theN YOU TERRIBLE PEOPLE PASS OUT HEHSHS

WHO CONFESSES THEIR LOVE LIKE THAT ????

when you wake up you feel slightly better and look over and see Your Man sprawled out over the bed with one arm haphazardly thrown over you

he rlly can’t sleep without a hand on you that is so so cute fuckdjkdjd

you remember confessing your love to each other in a delirious and feverish haze and snicker because it was RIDICULOUS

you gently turn to face him so you don’t wake him up and trail your fingertips up his arms to trace his features

his eyes flutter open and he’s literally unreal like he looks like an angel

and he smiles all sleepy like and brings his hand up to capture your wrist and kiss your palm

“good morning i’m no longer fucked up on theraflu and i love you”

“good morning i’m also no longer fucked up and i love you MORE”

he scoffs dramatically

“not possible !!!!!”

“is too !!!”

“is nOT”

“IS TOO”

“IS NOT”

and so on :-)

[spaceorphan18]

Prompt: Kurt was out with Santana and they got a little drunk and a little... confrontational in a bar. Blaine is called in to collect his husband.

I decided to go a slightly different way, hope that’s okay…

//

9:02pm: Alright, listen Anderson, I’m stealing your husband for the evening.  If he and Berry think they can really challenge me to a drink off, well then the time has come.  Enjoy your free evening because it is on. 

9:26pm: Okay, he’s sipping on wine and I’ve already kicked back three Jägerbombs.  Enough of this pansy stuff.  I know you know what really gets him off. 

9:27pm: I meant drunk you pervert.  What gets him drunk.  I swear to god, Anderson, please make this evening more interesting.  I will pay you, and keep you updated…  

9:42pm: I don’t know why anyone would willingly drink limoncello but apparently that seems to be working.  He’s beginning to slur his words a little.  And laugh.  A lot.  It’s kinda creepy.  Does he always do this? Berry is making stupid drunk faces and all he is doing is laughing.  It’s not even that funny.  I need more to drink. 

10:13pm:  Apparently after laughing comes singing??  Your husband is at the bar singing Cabaret to the bartender.  Oh - and now he’s on the bar.  You taught him this, didn’t you?

10:16pm: And now he’s singing Beyonce.  I think I need to get this on tape later for blackmail.  

10:17pm: Damn, Anderson, your husband may only know three dance moves, but god can he move those hips. 

10:18pm: NOPE! Stop! I swear to god, if you ever text me something like that again…. 

10:25pm: Aaaaannnd by suggestion, and that would be my suggestion, he is now singing ‘I’m too Sexy’.  Well.  I guess he knows four dance moves.  And, oh, there goes the shirt.  Yay!  **clappy hands**

10:34pm: Alright, things have settled down now.  You’re lucky, Blaine, your hubby had to beat off three guys and a woman after that little showcase.  He has, however, secured more drinks.  I’ll have to admit, I’ve never gotten this far, usually this is this the part where you take babyface gay home for the night.  I’m curious as to what happens next. 

10:47pm: Oh this is good.

10:49pm: Delightful even.

10:51pm: That’s right - I want all the secrets now… 

10:54pm: Things I have learned in the last twenty minutes… Berry has four tattoos.  And hubby didn’t know that and, like, screamed his head off for about five minutes.  Seriously, though, that secret is so lame.  In fact, all of Berry’s secrets are lame.  She once stole gold star stickers from Walmart.  Wow, she’s so wild! 

10:55pm: Hubby, however, sure has some interesting things though…  Kurt, however, has a rainbow colored dildo?  And the two of you like to roleplay - why doesn’t that surprise me.  Let’s see - oh, but my favorite is that he is open to a threesome, and you’ve suggested you want to try with a woman.  Just to see??? 

10:56pm: C’mon, Anderson.  You know my wife has wanted to try with you guys forever.  I wonder how drunk I can get Kurt so he’ll agree…  You know you want to know… 

10:59pm: Oh, and apparently you have birthmark shaped like Italy on your ass.  **crying emoji** You literally have a boot on your booty.  Can you send me a pic of that? Does Kurt have a pic of that on his phone?  I need to see that…. 

11:06pm: So, hubby apparently has a problem.  I have stolen his phone and I see no butt photos.  He likes ass right? I’m incredibly disappointed.  He also has way too many photos of dogs in hats.  And old people.  Why doe she have so many pictures of old people on his phone? They’re not even interesting photos of old people.  They’re just old.  

11:07pm: Okay, so I changed hubby’s facebook status to: If my husband was an ice cream flavor, I’d be a diabetic.  

11:08pm: Yes, I crack myself up. 

11:21pm: Apparently, secret time was over and we had to sing more.  Maybe singing isn’t so bad.  I don’t know.  However - enjoy my video of the three of us singing Toto’s Africa with some bald guy who decided to play the bongos.  I think we should go on tour. 

11:32pm: Aannnnd, we’ve hit the rage place.  I mean, I know I get hysterical over the dumbest things.  But seriously? Who gets mad because Nicole Kidman wore eggyoke yellow on the red carpet? YOUR WEIRD ASS HUSBAND! 

11:34pm: Who gets the Oscar for most melodramatic telling of a lameass story about how the cheesecake was ten minutes late? I swear, he’s giving Meryl Streep a run for her money.  I’m pretty sure I can get ole Meryl so she can play him in the biopic.  

11:35pm: Do you think your hot brother should play you?

11:36pm: Okay, it’s settled, hubby agrees, your hot brother and Meryl Streep are playing you guys in the movie!  

11:41pm: Baby gayface and hagberry are writing the worst movie now - it’s like if Nicholas Sparks and Nora Ephron got together and vomited up the world’s lamest movie.  At least have some explosions in there somewhere among all the lameass musical numbers.  God, this is the worst. 

12:01am:  Shit.  

12:02am: Shit shit shit shit shit.  

12:03: this is the fucking worst.

12:04: Do you know what happened to your favorite mug? the one with the stupid joke about holding you because youre a fermata? Weeeeellll kurt broke the damn mug and he’s spent the last twenty minutes sobbing about how he cant get it glued back together and its going to be broken forever and what if thats a metaphor for something in your relationship even though your relationship has been roses and daisies and gay rainbow unicorns for years and he cant find a new mug and he doesnt want to tell you but now he doesnt have to because i have and this IS THE WORST BLAINE DRUNK KURT IS NO LONGER FUN HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO ENDURE THE CRYING????!!!!

12:12am: I thought the mug story was bad.  and now hubby is crying about how beautiful you are and your love is like this epic love story and remember the time you guys met on the stairs.  REMEMBER THE FUCKING STAIRS BLAINE BECAUSE KURT SURE DOES HE WONT SHUT UP ABOUT THE FUCKING STAIRS AND HE WONT STOP CRYING AND I TAKE IT BACK ID RATHER TALK ABOUT BROKEN MUGS I CANT HANDLE THIS EPIC LOVE STORY SHIT

12:18am: And now hes sobbing his way through some god awful whitney houston song.  you win - please come get him.  please PLEASE!!! 

12:24am: BLAINE WHERE ARE YOU - YOU SHORT LITTLE BOWTIE WEARING KINKY ASS FREAK GET OVER HERE AND PRY YOUR HUSBAND OFF MY SHOULDER

12:26am: oh and when you get here - will you sing to me your special version of i’m a little teapot? ;) 

1:06am: Thanks for letting me borrow your husband for the night, Anderson.  Next time it’s your turn. ;) ;)

[falconsandfishes]

platonic relationship

i have a bone to pick with plato. see the socratic method is basically the scene in montynpython in which a woman is weighed against a peice of wood to determine if she is a witch. and this is pretty much also the measurement system women use for me judge a cardio junkie by his ability to withstand smoke fumes. ive been up all night listening to eminem because i wish that i had the mysogny that he had because logically i should be mad at these females who lie to me but apparently developmentally theyre limited. 

so pretty much i just want my neck not to hurt and my side and platonic love isn really the kind which could support my lumbar spine but if you think im angry you are right and maybe if i rhyme my brain will work this time and ill finally be able to explain was never targeted at my objects of affections at all i like to walk around the mall see a cutie with a skirt on and she sees me looking at her tells her grandmother to leave her there because this place looks fun as she smiles at me there comes abu my friend who judges me and judges you and as i stare at her i can tell she wants me too probably more emotionally mature than my mom and a virgin with her skirt on and its workun but i have the confidence of a plastic bag floating in the wind shes cheesing while i hide behind her even though shes 4 11 and im 6 4 and because he was there i didnt pass because i dont cross paths but even thinking about having a girlfriend makes him mad. if shes too young for me i would have figured that out but it doesnt help that no matter how young or how old even the weather lady im told shes not right for me so will you make up your mind please can someone define maturity because apparently there is a reverse correlation between it and age and socrates was no sage im not really impressed that he drank poison similarly i smoke weed which takes me back to age three and birthday parties then i think about how much my life failed but only because everyone always stood in front of me. so snitch on me when i talk to you when youre in front of me at your desk and say your story about butterflies is the best begging middle and end. meawhile i havent even gotten to the first page of my legend of the sword it had a much more compliated plot which was cut off. then tell me i didnt count to tenthousand while you were listening to the teacher say the is spelled t h e and put me in a remedial reading class with a bunch of girls and address us as the girls so we can read books about a mouse who lives with his family in a house but if girls and boys are the same how can you explain i was the only one in that group to be bumped up to the advanced on by 2nd grade. i guess reading the encylopedia of animals wasnt a wase memorized their latin names bufo sativa phylobates. so by third grade i was getting so good at math that they took me out of class and had me testing material meant for 5th graders and it was really lame how can i explain all the flaws in the system to all the other people who were also ruined by it.

finally one girl who was definitely old enough for me waved at me when i looked at her and i got a boner and walked over to the ladies at the tea shop who looked at me with a disgusted look on their faces then some gangster looking dude older than i am replaces me with his hand on her shoulder.

before i was 18 i could beat up my dad and ever since then i knew not many people in my generation had much of a chance against me but i looked so thin they were not understanding. high iq causing depression have anothe smoke session even though you have athsma everyone remember to complain that i prefer to get high off one big hit i stayed in high school till i graduated but i left.

unfortunately with brain damage i could still make straight as which made me think i was ok gpa jumping above 3.68 when i only show up an agerage of 3 days.

practice your sky hook do your pushups get embaressed when an asian princess sees you do them 20 hanlaps perfect form and im not even a jock wow id better stop. next thing the girl i like is sitting on my lap in class telling me she likes me back shes sitting on my desk shes rubbing my face my life isnt gay justnsaynsomehing and youll get laid.

nah ill let some kid with adhd steal her seat and ill help him with math instead because i didnt tell her this but im alread braindead. my soul probably died with my pet lizard or my kitten perhaps it was internet addiction. 

what makes you think youll be make it as a porn star? you know im hot. well maybe i just didnt want you to act like a slut. i still remember the blonde who waves at me and smiled my freshman year it was clear that the world was my oyster the only problem was i couldn make my own choices.

i wanted to be an actor but i was so good at acting nobody got it. was so good at debating everyone liked to argue. was so succinct couldnt get the last word. so fast nobody would pass me the ball so dominant in wrestling i had to pretend i couldnt win just to have a friend.

pretty much i feel like the last cro magonon stuck on an island without charlotte saisselin bounce baby bounce three story house you look so cute in a blouse. hey look theres charlottes stalker i think il wave my arms around.

bounce baby is a reference to eigth grade i was watching a 100 meter race and then some black guy said that she never raced again. weed turned her from a goth into a wigger and after that i figured id become one too but it wasnt till 2009 i started to dress like you. what happened was i got some clothes from olympia sports to wear as warmups on the basketball court and to work as a salesman i shaved my head smiled knowing i was dead but still i couldnt even say i wanted to kiss  girl without that not being cool enough for my nephew and her bowl broke too

it fell from her car on the pavement and she said that he didnt even get to hit it.

so now im living in my dads room on the floor and finally my back isnt sore i have a well paying job im away from mom i have iron lungs and dad still doesnt approve because now i play too much basketball.

hi im interested in going to california. i meant connecticut but califonia will do since its warm there. sure steve come on out west but read the fine print your 20s are dead.

prove you wrong shame on me. dont prove you wrong brag proudly. stay out west and let your dad die. watch him act like an asshole at home back east one more time. your reward for having surived on the street for years as a middle clas kid

your friend says he thought you were dead. by the way he has this girlfriend in connectiut. oh you were the one who set him up with her? theres a whole website or three centered around her? 

better get you to spend your money on heroin and make you seem like a jerk in front of my dad. my excuse is im skitzophrenic.

all because my dad shamed me for growing up even crazier than him. thats why i called up my friend and asked him to date my girlfriend. 

there must have been something in those amphetamines which made me keep stopping at her house. i found them up on the shelf years after i tried to spill them out.

it was the first time an adult had ever called me immature. he also said my handwriting was bad and i needed a cure. talking to him i began to get red where even to begin? i have a lot of prblems at home and this isnt fair. see my dad camps in the yard and gets drunk watches us through windows andmy sister punches me in the head. mom pretty much works till shes in bed.

every day she watches the same soap opera and oprah which i record for her on tape. my sisters friends call me gay so i go over and play with the kids from the other neighorhood all day. 

one of them listens to a lot of eminem. his favorite song is if you dont like it you can suck my dick. hes in reform school and proud to be off his meds. when i talk about biking down a steep hill and blending into traffic he thinks i meannliterall blend in.

two gay twin brothers end of the road honor roll kids. play baseball and have alcoholic parents. hey ill tell the girl steve likes he likes her then she will never talk to him again. accept his chalenge to a fight and he will bang my head into a tree which is the same thing i did to another kid who tried to jump me but got sperated from his friends. 

refuse to dance with the only girl in middle school who has hips. make fun of the girls intelligence who sits next to you in math and has giant tits. refuse to eat candy off the first girls tounge then your science teacher who pushed pills on you flips on the tv its 911

stare at a girl all day and say you dont like her. girls think youre gay if you have a boner. telll me a calculator doesnt mattrer for a test but i do worse without one. make a flag pencil it isnt cool enough for the other kids.

sit with the retarded kids timmy and jimmy. watch nick all night fresh prince and bill cosby.

your sister wont stop torturing you so hold her at knife point. buy knives at school try to resell them and for the first time ever the kids you sold them to ge caught witth knives.

stay in the program with three teachers who gave up on you. one leaves to become a dean suddenly your grades go up. kids are jealous because you dont do homework. girls smile at you knowing that your test scores are high despite that.

throw shotput as far as a high school kid without any exercise or practice. run around the track dozens of times in pants you still arent good enough yet.

go to an alternative program reluctantly in high school its sort of like jail. everyone smells like cigarettes the air is stale. this isnt good for you but we will make you think if you leave you will fail.

[kaywinette]

Party

Clementines the it-girl at her highschool, and shes tired of it. At a party, her and Gabe have a chat, and leads to a nice moment at the end of the night. Thanks @ohsnapitzmoony for the request! Hopefully it doesnt suck and you like it!!

Everyone in this high school knew Clementine. And if you didnt know Clementine, you at least knew of her. She was the star soccer player, the nicest person in the lunchroom, and the prettiest girl in at least a twenty-mile radius. Everyone either wanted to be friends with her, or be in her pants. So thats why Gabe was confused to see Clementine standing out on a porch all alone at a huge high school party.

Gabe honestly wasn't even sure what he was doing at this party. Mariana had insisted he go since it was his senior year, and the most fun hes had was the one prom he went to. So, to keep his sister happy, he went. It was loud and crazy, like he had expected. Who knew high school parties were so cliche.

Gabe spent most of the time around the people he knew, holding a can of soda while his friends drank anything and everything in sight. It was amusing to say the least, especially when Luke started to grind up on Nick. Sarah was the only other person in his group that wasn't drinking, so Gabe spent most of the time chatting with her. Eventually, he had to excuse himself to throw away his can and grab another drink.

On his way downstairs, he passed the glass door to the second-floor balcony. It was winter and pretty cold outside, so everyone decided it was better to stay inside, well save for one girl.

Clementine stood all alone leaning against the railing, frowning out to the neighborhood and town in front of her, holding the same can of soda Gabe had. And Gabe stood frozen, staring at the girl from inside.

Suddenly, his feet start to move without him telling them too. His empty can falling from his hand and onto the floor as he reaches to open the door to the porch. He was instantly hit with freezing cold air, and he was wearing a pretty thick jacket. He didnt know how Clementine was standing out here in only that loose long sleeve shirt, with the sleeves pushed up to her elbows.

"Hey, Clementine. Are you okay?" Gabe asks once he closed the door behind him. He moves to stand next to her and she glances at him from the corner of her eye before shrugging.

"Yeah, I'm fine Gabe. Just...tired?" She turns her eyes back toward the town. "I've been thinking too much lately, its really been taking a toll on me I guess." She laughs unhumorously as Gabe leans on the railing.

"Thinking about what?" Gabe asks, turning to look at her profile. Gabe and Clementine had known each other for quite a few years now. Clementine uses to be Marianas social studies tutor, so she'd always be at Gabes house. Gabe wouldn't call them close friends, but she would say hi to him in the hallways, and even offered for him to sit next to her in bio on the first day of school. And like most boys, over the years, he had grown a not so small crush on the girl. Not just for her looks, but more so for her personality. The girl was strong, and funny, and sweet, and just...well perfect? It's lame, but Gabe doesn't know a better word to describe her. She was just so real. Well, at least around him, she was real. And speaking of being real around him...

"I hate soccer. I always have. Ever since my mom and dad put me in it when I was eight," Clementine sighs, and Gabe's brows raise in interest. All he knew about her parents was that they died a few days after her ninth birthday, so he was surprised she brought them up around him.

"So...why do you still play?" He asks when he realizes he should probably speak up. Clementine shrugs again.

"I dunno. I guess I felt bad that I hated it so much while my parents loved it. So I wanted to make it up to them somehow. It was dumb, but after Lee continued to spend money on it, I realized I couldn't just quit?" She moves a hand from her soda to brush some curls out of her face.

"Well...I hate parties?" Gabe offers, not really knowing what to say, but thankfully, that gets the girl to let out a soft laugh.

"God, you're so lame." Clem laughs, reaching over to gently shove his shoulder.

"Yeah, Mariana says that a lot." He shrugs, playfully rubbing his shoulder where she shoved him.

Clem pauses for a second before looking towards Gabe again, "Mariana... how's she doing with history?" Clementine suddenly asks, turning her whole body to face him, resting one arm on the railing. Gabe shrugs, now he's the one turning to look out at the town.

"Better, she still misses you tutoring her though, even though she has your dad as her teacher now." Gabe laughs, sending Clem a smile.

"Yeah, I miss her too. Maybe I can come over sometime and give her some extra help?" Clem offers.

Gabe nods, "Oh, she'd love that. She's a huge fan of you. She would kill to hang out with you again."

Clementine goes to respond before the door opens and a blond girl pops her head out into the balcony, glaring at Clementine in annoyance.

"Clem, Jesus what are you doing out here? Troy has been texting and calling you for like ten minutes now? He wanted you to cheer him on in beer pong!" The girl complains, completely ignoring Gabe.

"Oh fuck off Katie. If you're so bothered about him being alone you can go suck his dick in the bathroom. I told him I didnt want to talk to him, or any of you. So if you can fuck off and let me talk to my friend I would greatly appreciate it." Clementine goes off, glaring straight back at Katie, who sputters in shock at Clementines words.

"Oh...oh you bitch..." Katie starts, and Gabes scared that the girl is about to shove Clementine of the balcony, before she slams the door and heads back inside.

Both Clementine and Gabe visibly relax once the girl was gone. Gabe turns a shocked look towards the girl, who just hides her face in her hands. "So...you good?"

Clementine lets out a laugh of relief. "Yeah...I'm fine. She's been a bitch for a while now. I'm just tired of all of this." She stands up straight, looking Gabe in the eyes. Gabe's brows push together in confusion.

"Tired of what?" He asks, again leaning against the railing.

"All of this. Of people like me for what they see. Fake people wanting to be my friend so they can be noticed by more people. And then those people only wanting to get me in their bed for a night just so they can gloat to their friends." Clementine rests her elbows on the railing and her chin in her hands. "I want someone to like me for who I am. God, I'm just a walking cliche arent I?" She shakes her head. Gabe stares at her profile before gently resting a hand on her shoulder.

"I...I like you for who you are," he starts, resisting the urge to bite his tongue. "Sure, you're beautiful. But you're super smart. And really nice, and super fucking strong." Clem breaks into a small laugh at that, "People are crazy if they cant see past your looks, cause you're so much more than them...wow, now I sound like a walking cliche," They both laugh at that.

Clementine slowly stands up straight again, looking at Gabe for a second before stepping close to wrap her arms around his neck. They share a soft hug for a few seconds before Clementine steps away. "Thanks, Gabe. You're an amazing guy. I'm lucky to have you in my life," She smiles softly, and Gabe can feel his cheeks heat up.

He goes to respond before the door to the balcony opens again, and Clementines drunk boyfriend comes stumbling out. Grabbing Clementine by the forearm, yanking her away from Gabe.

"Clementine, I swear, if you...you ignore me again, we're over." Troy stutters out, making Gabe cringe at how painfully drunk the boy is.

"Seriously Troy? I've broken up with you like ten times today. Take a fucking hint before it hits you in the face. Let go of me." Clementine glares, trying to pull herself out of his grip, but that just makes him tighten it.

"I swear to Christ you're going to regret that," Troy glares, and Gabe decides he should probably step in.

"Troy...she said let go, I think its time you leave." Gabe steps forward, and Troy turns a harsh look his way, his free hand coming up to point at Gabe.

"Naw...I think its time you leave fuck face. We got some shit to hash out, and we don't need some prick out here with us," Troy glares, and not wanting to get hit, Gabe raises his hands in defense and takes a few steps back.

"Troy, fucking stop would you?" Clementine glares, and in a split second, the hand that was pointing at Gabe is now slapping the girl across the face.

Everything is frozen for a few seconds. Clementines hand goes to the already red cheek. Troy stumbles back, not seeming too affected by the fact that he just hit Clementine, just drunk. Gabe stares at the blossoming handprint on his friends cheek. Before Clem can react herself, Gabes fist is flying toward the drunk boy.

Gabe is tackling the other boy to the ground in seconds. Both fighting to punch and harm each other in any way possible. The party on the second floor has stopped, and a crowd is gathering on the balcony as the two boys beat each other up.

Too soon, Gabe feels hands pulling at his shoulders, pulling him away from the asshole who thought it was okay to hurt Clementine.

"Gabe...C'mon that's enough. You're hurting your hands," He hears Clementine say as Troys friends pull him away. "And Troy, I swear, if you or actually any of you," She sends a glare to the old fake friends, "talk to me again, I'll hurt you way worse than Gabe did tonight," she threatens, before turning her attention back to Gabe. From the corner of his eye, he can see his group of friends pushing their way through the crowd to get to Gabe.

"I think its time we get you home," Luke says, kneeling down to help Clem get the boy back on his feet.

"I can drive him. He lives in my neighborhood," Clem offers, and his friends share a look before Gabe speaks up.

"Don't worry guys. I'm fine. I'll see you tomorrow?" Gabe says as Luke pats his back. The friend group plus Clementine make their way out of the house before parting ways. Clementine and Gabe head to Clementines car, and get in before Clem drives off to their neighborhood.

The ride is comfortably quiet. Just the sound of music they both like filling the car as Clementine drives. Gabe nurses a bloody nose with a random soccer jersey Clementine handed to him. All too soon, she was pulling up outside his house, but she stops him before he could get out and say goodbye.

Placing a hand on his shoulder, Clementine gets Gabe to look at her. "Hey...uh I just wanted to say thank you. You really didnt have to do that...but it was um...that was cool of you?" She shrugs, glancing away, not really knowing how to thank him.

"Yeah...of course Clem. Like I would let him do that to you without losing a few teeth," The teens laugh before it falls silent again. Gabe is still well aware of the girls hand on his shoulder. "But really...it's fine...don't worry about i-" Gabe is cut off by Clementines hand moving to his cheek, gently pushing him to face her before her lips are on his.

Gabe is shocked for a few moments, and doesn't respond to the kiss, which makes Clementine quickly pull away in embarrassment. "Shit...fuck I'm sorry Gabe, I don't know what I was thinking that was stupid of me-" This time, Clementine is cut off by Gabe, who brings both hands to her cheeks to pull her back in for a sweeter and longer kiss.

Eventually the two part from each other, but still stay close with eyes closed and foreheads resting against each other. Just taking in the moment before the radio switches to a sudden loud song, making them jump away in surprise before laughing.

"I think I should be headin home soon. Need to get to sleep early." Clem laughs, smiling at the awkward boy.

"Yeah...me too. Mari is probably waiting for me." Gabe says, turning to open the door so he can get out, before he does, he leans over to give Clementine one more quick kiss. "Thanks Clem." He says before getting out.

"Thank you Gabe." Clem calls one last time, smiling at the boy as she watches him make his way inside before driving back home to Lee.

[queenofthesnakepit-blog]

Not what you expected - Fangs Fogarty

could you write an imagine where the reader, Jughead's best friend, is a bad girl from the northside that loves motorcycles but she's also a street racer and at one of the street races on the southside she beats one of the serpents with jughead in the passenger seat and ends up flirting with Fangs?

Here you go - I’m sorry it took me so long!




„Jones! You dumbass! Who the fuck trips over his own feet and manages to break his toe while doing so?“ Sweet Pea yelled at the boy. „Yeah Jug, your timing couldn’t be more inconvenient, the race is tomorrow and you can’t bail out or you’re gonna loose the respect you gained with the Serpents!“ Toni told her friend, being concerned for her friend, knowing exactly how hard he worked for gaining said respect. „Guys, just chill! It’s not like I planed it! I’m gonna figure something out!“ Jughead told his fellow Serpents, already figuring out a plan b in his head. „What are you going to do? Asking you blond Northside Princess? She may know something about fixing up old cars but I can’t really see her behind the wheel racing against the others..“ Sweet Pea told his friend, his temper starting to rise. „No, I’m not asking Betty to do it but I know exactly who can do it, I just need to ask her. „You got an other Northside Princess! Wow, I can see how this is going to end!“ Sweet pea told him. „She may be a Northsider, but Y/N is everything BUT a Princess, just trust me on this one Pea!“ Jughead told him while getting up, getting ready to drive over to his old friends house - and remembering he couldn’t drive with his toe. „So, which of you goons is gonna drive me to the Northside?“ He asked his three friends, not expecting anyone to be to willingly. „.. I’m gonna driver you.“ Fangs told Jughead, speaking up for the first time. „Thanks man, come on we’re leaving now“ Jughead told him, relieved that someone would drive him. Now heres to hoping Y/N would say yes.

She was standing in her kitchen making herself a cup of tea while dancing to the music playing on the radio when someone knocked on her door. She opened, seeing Jughead Jones standing there. The two have been friends for years but she hadn’t seen much of him since his transfer to Southside High. „Hey Juggi, been a long time since I saw you last, what are you doing here?“ She asked him curiously. „Hey Y/N, i know and I’m sorry thing have been quite.. adventures for me.. Can I come in?“ „Of course, come on in“ She told him, moving to the side to let him in. He walked inside slowly, brining her attention to his foot. „JUGHEAD! What the hell happened?“
„Tripped over my own feet and broke a toe. But thats not why I’m here, I have to asked for a favor, its really important.“ Jughead told his friend, feeling bad for not visiting her sooner. „Anything you know that. What do you need?“ She told him. Jughead sat down at her Table starting to explain the mess he got himself into. „I don’t know Juggi, its been a long time since I raced..“ She told him „ but I’m going to do it - for you.“ „Thanks Y/N, you’re really saving my ass here! We will pick you up tomorrow night and … thank you!“ Jughead told her, happy that she was helping him. He bid her goodbye and walked outside, opening the passenger door to Fangs car. „And?“ Fogerty asked him. „She’s gonna do it.“ Jughead told him. „You think she’s gonna be any good?“ „You will just have to wait and see Fangs, wait and see“ Jug chuckled as his friend. He knew what she could do, his friends were in for it.

„HOLY FUCK! I take back everything I said before, that girl’s on fire behind the wheel“ Sweet Pea shouted, watching Jughead and Y/L leaving the other Serpents in the dust. „Yeah, didn’t think she had it in her“ Fangs commented, thinking about the other night remembering her pink pj’s and her big house with the white fence. Toni just shook her head and made her way over to the car, Sweet Pea & Fangs following her „Girl, that was AMAZING! You should do this more often for us“ Toni told the flustered Girl. „Maybe, I mean it was fun being behind the wheel again so I’m gonna think about it“ Y/N told Toni. „Sooo how about a celebration at the Whyte Warm? Fangs treat of course“ Sweet Pea told his group of friends. 
„I’m in“ Toni told him, grinning at fangs who was shaking his head at his tall friend. „Count us in too!“ Jughead told them before the girl beside him could tell some lame excuse why she couldn’t come. „Then lets go, we aren’t getting any younger!“ Sweets told them, making his way to the Whyte Wyrm with Toni and Jug following him. „You coming?“ Fangs asked the Girl, shaking her out of her thought. „I dont know.. I have a lot of homework an-„ She started to tell him before getting interrupted. „Come on, my treat - you deserve it. And your homework isn’t going anywhere for the next hour!“ Fangs told the girl, holding out his hand for her to take. She hesitated to take it but in the end she did. She smiled up at him, taking his face in -like really in- he was pretty cute, his smile friendly. „Okay, I’m in, but only because it’s your treat and you asked me so nicely“ She told him jokingly. The two started making their way to the Bar, still holding hands - neither of the two knowing that it would be the start of something great.

[sept-dix]

high school au! ong  seongwoo

summary: ong is the president of your school’s drama club genre: fluff a/n: please tell me what you think!!! and thank you for reading heh

ong is super popular in your school like almost everyone knows him 

and being the president of your school’s drama club is only part of the reason why

he’s very well known for being very warm and welcoming to everyone without bias, and he never fails to bring up the mood and make people laugh

unlike the other popular kids, it’s obvious that ong is actually genuinely nice and that he sincerely likes the people around him so it’s amazing

anyways so about the drama club

you decided to join the drama club this year because you used to dabble in theatre a while back, and your school’s drama club was known for being really bonded and fun

and you thought it would be fun to join even if just for the experience

during your first few sessions with the club, you already knew that you had made the right choice because everyone was being super friendly and welcoming towards you 

true to the stereotype, everyone was extremely loud and energetic all the time and you loved the atmosphere so much

the first time you got properly introduced to ong was at the end of the first session

usually theatre kids do this thing at the end of each rehearsal/session where they sit together and kind of just talk as a form of debrief

it didn’t necessarily have to be related to the day of rehearsal, it could be about anything anyone had in mind

just because shows are usually a lot better when the cast members themselves have good synergy offstage

so during that debrief session on the first day, ong introduced himself as the president to those of you newcomers 

you had a good impression of him right away because he seemed so nice and he made it clear that anyone could approach him about any problem at any time and he would be there to talk to you about it

and you were like damn. thats nice

anyways club dinners were when you got the chance to actually become close to him

usually when rehearsals ended it was already super late and yall were starving + dinners together as a club is a good way to bond

it just so happened that for the first dinner both of you ended up sitting next to each other 

and damn. you guys hit it off right away

like ong was thinking who is this person who makes so many lame jokes

and you were thinking why is this boy always tryna get attention (you could relate)

when both of you simultaneously dipped your fries into your ice cream it was decided for real

“aren’t we soulmates??1?!”

“yup. no other explanation”

that’s how it all started. from then on you guys just got closer and closer

even on days when you guys weren’t having club dinners both of you would go out on your own for dinner or snacks

for warmups and stuff if y’all were trying out some whacky new activity (as theatre kids do) then ong would call you up to come and demonstrate it with him to the rest of the club

sometimes he would ask you about his president stuff like 

“y/n, do you think our club would appreciate getting matching socks

“should i ask the school to paint our room a darker shade of black or is this shade of black good enough” (because drama rooms are all black on the inside in case you’re confused dksjds)

weird stuff like that and he could always trust you to be as excited as him about this kinda stuff

soon your friendship extended to even outside of club activities

like one day you’re just walking through the school library trying to get a spot to study when you hear whisper screams directed at you

and you turn and see ong frantically gesturing at you to go to him

“are you good at history”

“uh... idk i guess”

“plS HELP!!! i have a test tmr and i know nothing”

so you end up tutoring him all afternoon and in return he tries to teach you math

you guys go out for ice cream later and challenge each other to who can eat theirs the fastest

you two are dying of brainfreeze and laughter by the end of it but it’s fun

in fact everything’s fun when it’s the two of you because as corny as it sounds you guys literally complete each other’s sentences

like he knows the punchline to your joke before you even finish it

so this means that soon enough you guys are doing everything together

 like a new movie comes out? you’re already thinking about when ong is free to go watch bc you know he’ll have the same reactions as you to the movie

ong is dying in a class and needs some rescue? you’re the one he calls to somehow get him out of it bc he knows you would support him skipping class 

tbh ong has a lot of commitments as the president of the drama club but he somehow always makes time for you

now and then you hear people talking about you like “isn’t y/n the person ong is always with nowadays?” but usually people don’t say bad things about you guys because remember everybody loves ong

soon enough, as how it always is when two people spend lots of time with each other and have great chemistry, people start suspecting that you two are together

like even your other best friends are like “y/n is there something you’re not telling us about this ong guy”

and it cracks you up bc wtf ong is a total BRO

but suddenly rumours start flying around school that you two are a thing and soon it grows from a speculation to like a thing.

you and ong being a thing is a thing now. people start assuming you’re together and sometimes they just treat you like a couple

you just ignore it but there’s this one time

your club is having a script reading for an upcoming show

(just an initial script reading with no fixed cast members yet)

the entire play is centred around a couple

ong gets assigned to read the parts of the male lead by the instructor bc lbr as a president he is one of the best actors there

then the instructor goes “hmm... for the female lead, perhaps... y/n?”

and you’re like wow ok well sure

ofc the script has you and ong say some romancey lovey dovey things to each other bc duh you’re acting as a couple

but after the whole reading is done the instructor goes “wow seongwoo and y/n you guys have good chemistry!” 

and cue the teasing from the rest of your club for the rest of the night

that day you guys go out for a club dinner and everyone else just spends the whole time teasing you two

before you could say anything one of them tells ong “dude if you guys are together you should just come clean and tell us!!!!” and everyone starts pressuring you two to just tell them that they’re right

in your mind you’re thinking why isn’t ong replying to them and you look at him

and he just looks at you and kinda laughs it off

without being outright and saying that you guys were just friends

and suddenly you have a weird feeling in your tummy and you’re thinking wtf why don’t i wanna tell them the truth either

why do u think u fool

but you, my friend, are someone who is very in touch with their emotions. you do none of this denying your feelings bs that others do

so from that moment of hesitation, you knew. 

and you admitted it to yourself right away that ong is more than just a friend to you

you didn’t know when or how it happened, but it had happened. 

but after that things got a little awkward for you because you didn’t know how to handle the rumours anymore

like once you accepted your feelings your crush on ong became a full fledged one and the fact that ong wasn’t denying the rumours either was making you feel skdjfksdjfs

spending time with him now also became more complicated because suddenly you were aware of everything he was doing and saying and there was this layer of tension to you guys 

not a bad type of tension though, and maybe only you could feel it, but it was making things less fun

and you being the fun lover you were hated that

one day you and ong had just ended a study session and were heading home

you two lived pretty close together so you walked the same route home

there’s a swingset at a playground in that neighbourhood and sometimes you two swing there on the way home

just for fun

so that day was no different

ong was like “hey you wanna go on the swings”

and you’re like yeah ofc and you two start swinging

the thing is, usually you two are super loud and excited like kids and you usually make bets on like who can swing higher or who can swing the longest standing up

but today you guys were just kinda swinging slowly and there was an unusual silence between you two

when you turned to look at ong he was already looking at you, but he seemed like he was deep in thought

and in that moment you decided to just woman up and clean up the mess

“ong, why don’t you ever straight up tell others the truth about us?”

and he just looks at you a little surprised

and you’re like “what?”

and after a few seconds he’s like “are you kidding me? you really don’t know?”

he looks lowkey offended and you’re super confused

(why are you so dense smh)

you just shake you head slowly and go “what are you talking about is there something i should know”

and he just kinda looks at you in disbelief for a second before looking down at his lap

“because i want them to be true”

he’s kinda mumbling and you’re not sure you heard right so you’re like “im sorry what”

your heart is beating super duper fast 

and he looks up at you with this expression on his face

“i know this is kind of a weird way to confess, i was going to do it some other way but i guess since you’re asking... i never refuted the rumours because i wanted them to be true”

and you’re like oh my lord wtf is this real

you: “oh... well... to be honest,, me too”

now it’s your turn to shyly look at your lap

shame you did that because now you missed the smile that blossomed on ong’s face hearing that

“so you’ll go out with me?”

and you can’t muster up any of your usual confidence at that moment just because of the look on ong’s face that’s full of adoration and hope

so you just shyly nod

and that was that. the rest is history

many years later you guys would fondly look back at the old rusty swingset at the tiny playground near your houses as the place where you two shared an awkward confession and a sweet first kiss

[space-lions-and-imagines]

Could you do a Lance imagine where you two were at the Garrison together and somehow you end up in space with him and the rest of the paladins, and how your relationship goes from close friends to crushes on each other? Thank you!! (Also your header is the cutest thing omg)

Ahh I live for my aesthetics thank you so much!! I was having a bit of a writers block with this one so I hope you like it! I feel like its not exactly what you asked but I got into the fluff and well this is where we landed.

I had never really given space much though, I mean I probably should have seeing as I was at the Garrison but it wasn’t a love for space that made me join. It was more of a chance to explore outside of her small town where all of her family had grown up and never moved away from. If it had been a school for studying dung I probably still would have gone so space was really just a means to an end. Yet Space was now my full blown reality.

I had always known that being friends with Lance was dangerous. Maybe not in a I may potentially die sort of way but in definite all the teachers kept an unnaturally sharp eye on me way. I had never gotten in trouble before in my life and yet by association with the misfit’s my file was sure to take up its own drawer. And I don’t regret a single bit of it. That is something most people couldn’t say as they were watching the empty void of deep space glow outside their window. And it was all because I had made friends with Lance.

Some days I wasn’t sure how I felt all of this. Some days I felt scared, I didn’t have any cool glowing weapons or a giant mechanical spirit pet to protect me from the unimaginable horror that was out there. And sometimes I felt as if I was the luckiest person in the entire multiverse. I got to know the universe’s greatest hero’s and I got to explore more than I ever knew could ever be explored. But mostly I felt confused. 

At least as of recently that is. So much had happened in such a short amount of time I would have never thought that any human was able to contain so many emotions at one time. And through the storm of everything there was Lance. We had made fast friends but something about this whole messed up space business had made me start to see him in a whole new light. At times it seemed that maybe he saw me that way to but then it was like nothing had happened. It was all back to puns and hitting on the princess and saving multiple worlds. Or in the bad taste of sounding repetitive, confusing.

Tonight, or maybe it way day back home, was one of those confusing times. We sat watching some strange old Alterian film which was just about the only thing you could watch. Well that and some weird foreign planet movies that Coran had been obsessed with that he had bargained for at the space mall. It wasn’t all that bad, a romcom on the same wavelength as The Notebook from what I could tell. I wasn’t paying much attention, instead I had spent most of my time stroking Lance’s hair and listening to him talk about his recent travels. He wasn’t the best story teller but it was entertaining none the less.

“Then of course the red lion had to come and save Keith, again but it was all in good hands with this sharp shooter. Pew, pew!” he said making finger guns at the ceiling and giving me a cocky grin and wink. “You know you really should come along sometime so I could save you too,” he wiggled his eyebrows and I couldn’t help but laugh, hoping that would excuse the rising color to my cheeks.

“Oh yes let me put myself in mortal danger against space overlords who would squash me like a bug so that you can have the chance to make an utter fool out of yourself,” I smirked pushing his head out of my lap and standing up to turn off the tv. I was beginning to feel something more than just casual friends having fun feelings which meant that it was time to call this session to an end. “Besides I don’t fly well and with my luck that lion friend of yours would spit me out like a bad hairball,” I said with shaky hands trying to remember how these screens worked.

“Hey don’t say that blue would love you! He trusts my instincts, naturally of course seeing as I have great instincts, and I looollllike you. Like my best friend of course I do,” he laughed in a forced, harsh sounding way and I felt a stab in my gut. There was that slip again, as if he wanted to say something else and then forced himself not to. Not that I could say that I was much better, how many times had I been so close to kissing him after fearing for his life and seeing him come back. Way too many than should be normal for friends thats how many. 

So as usual we both just pretended it didn’t happen, gave ourselves a few seconds to wipe our memories then returned with not quite our usual smiles. “You know I have been getting pestered about not actually having been in any of the lions. I guess the others see it as a sort of right of passage to being on Team Paladin. Actually Keith has been asking if I wanted a ride in red some time …” I said with an impish smirk. Instantly I had the reaction I was hoping, nothing got Lance going like goading on his rivalry.

His cheeks filled with air making him look like he had swallowed two balloons and I saw a temple pulsing in his forehead. “Oh no no no no no no no. You’re first time out is going to be with me and blue. She was the first one found and I was the first paladin and blue is your favorite color and the best color so there. Now come on,” he raged grabbing my hand in a more intimate way than expected, our fingers laced comfortably. Despite my best efforts I swooned and didn’t even fully register where I was before I found myself cradled on his lap staring out the window of the blue lion. 

Even as warm and safe that I felt sitting in his lap my panic started to kick in when my brain started to hear Lance’s count down to take off. “Okay I was not rejected but flying is still not great!” I squealed gripping onto him and burying my face into he crook of his neck. And yes I may have taken a nice big sniff of his familiar scent but I took a lot of them since I had started to hyper ventilate. So not weird and totally longingly desperate at all.

“Well I got two news flashes for you. One is that the castle is literally a ship that is almost always flying and two you are officially flying with the lion baby!” Lance said with a whoop and a tight squeeze around my waist. I chanced a glance out the front and found my breath taken away, which had nothing to do with any lack of oxygen. I may have never thought about space much before but sitting there watching the infinite stars stretch before us was demanding attention. Attention I was happy to give in this one close to perfect moment.

“Wow I never knew there were so many colors, those galaxy tutorials online just have nothing on this,” I said with a breathless laugh, running a hand down my face. Why exactly had I pushed this off so long? This was amazing and looking at the vast expanse of everything in front of us made me feel silly for ever putting anything off. There were numerous opportunities out there some where waiting to happen and it was enough to make your head spin. Or maybe I was experiencing a strange form of hysteria from being whisked out into space so quickly.

“Yeah the galaxy has nothing on this,” Lance muttered softly and I felt his fingers brush against my thigh and his breath against my neck. There was one of those moments again, something so intimate that neither of us as friends should be saying. Then I felt the moment coming where he was going to take it back. I felt his lips part and a sharp intake of breath and I did the only thing that I knew would stop him. I kissed him.

It was a struggle at first, it seemed like Lance thought of pulling away but with a strong push from me he let in and suddenly his hands were crawling up my back and pulling me in closer by my hair. Again I was left breathless and happy. “Erm did uh we mean to do that or was that some kind of space radiation mind control … thing,” he said now fidgeting and trying to find a place to put his hands other than on me.

“Well I know I did and Lance … I don’t want to forget it. I don’t want to pretend it didn’t happen. I know everything is crazy right now and the safety of the universe comes first before everything and you may just want a friend from Earth who is not involved in this weird magic destiny stuff who isn’t complicated. So I could totally be that because I know the last thing you probably need is more complications but I want this. Just this one time to feel not confused and know it was real,” I whispered with slightly trembling hands brushing the hair out of my face. I was ready for whatever answer I got because no matter what at least it was an answer and I wouldn’t be stuck in a constant state of confusion any more. 

Or maybe I was just fooling myself since his answer still left me shocked and spinning. “Honestly nothing has felt as real to me then the time I’ve spent with you since this stuff happened. Everything else is like I am living in someone elses movie script. A movie I would totally go see by the way but its always you that keeps me grounded. You’re like this awesome piece of home that I get to come back to, something real I am fighting for and not just some abstract idea of every single thing in the universe. Because really who can fathom that?! But you … you I can fight to protect. You don’t make things complicated, you make things easy for me. I uh am pretty sure I love you. If thats okay?” he ended pretty lamely compared to all the words that had just made my heart sore.

“It’s more than okay idiot,” I laughed pressing our noses together “because I am more than sure that I love you.”

“Okay awesome because all that would have been really embarrassing if you had turned me down after all that mushy stuff.” Lance said with an awkward smile that fell into a look of utter despair as Pidge’s voice rang out in the lion “No, no I am pretty sure this is still going to be super awkward for you considering we could all hear everything.”

We then heard snickering coming from the speakers and both of went red but smiled at each other. “Hey you all are just going to be jealous cause you are going to be stuck with weird aliens and I get this cutie from Earth. And oh whats thats oh right sorry errrcchhh my radio is going down blop!” he said with a press of the button that left us in quiet again. “So since that got ruined why don’t we start with a better kissing memory?” he smirked leaning in close and I indulged him with a small peck and said “Nothing could be better.” 

[iwritefluffysmut]

PRIM Chapter 1: Evergreen

Hello my lovelies! This is Chapter 1 of my first longterm series, I hope you all enjoy!

Warning: NSFW (sexual content)

It was a bright day when I met Allison, the light of day outside peered in through the slightly cracked blinds of the gray, forcefully decorated science classroom. I had slipped into the apathetic mood that 5th period always brought. Any joy of the previous day had been sucked out, I just wanted to go home, write, play video games, literally anything where I didn't have to think about all the people surrounding me. I walked into the classroom, sat by some vaguely familiar faces, and braced myself for the remaining hour I had in that hell hole.

Thats when I spotted her, sitting in the middle of the front room, the sun through the blinds created streaks of light bouncing off her vibrant red hair. Her sweet face and piercing eyes contrasted so beautifully, such stark blue, yet such a warm and kind smile. Her body was everything that my boyish teenage lust desired, her slim figure, the way her low cut summer yellow top gripped her perky breasts, she looked like an artist had drawn her, the embodiment of sex. I couldn't stop staring at her. Her soft face with the combination of her cleavage being displayed like fine art.

As I was staring, the teacher began her lesson in a relaxed yet upbeat tone. The girl who had my full attention repositioned herself to meet the teacher's gaze, she opened her legs I caught a glimpse up her skirt. I jerked my neck towards the front of the room, thinking it not right to stare.

I felt so dirty, I didn't mean to see that, but I did, and I couldn't help but silently savor the sight of her, she had black lacey lingerie on under her red skirt, so skin tight, it hugged her intimate places so perfectly. The sight made my mind spiral, thinking what I would do to her if she'd let me, it almost made me moan. I felt sweat form on my brow, wondering of she had caught me, her face was distinctly stern as she started penciling away in her lavender binder, I began to worry.

I resumed trying to subtly stare, at this point less so about how devastatingly attracted I was to her, and more about trying to catch her eye to infer if she caught me staring before, if she had, I knew it was over. Her bright blue eyes met mine, and I instantly froze. My head was racing.

"Oh fuck, she caught me staring, she thinks I'm a creep, I'm so fucked"

I was so nervous, her eyes moved in slow motion as she shot them toward me, and there I stood, the deer in the headlights.

All the things in my head seemed to be manifesting all at once, and then it happened: she smiled at me. I was in shock, I didn't have any idea how to react, she was too pretty to ever even acknowledge me, and she smiled at me. I wasn't enough of an idiot to think that a simple smile meant she was into me, but I at least took it as a cue to interact with her.

I waited for the prison yard esque bell to signal the end of the day, and took my chance.

I walked over to her desk and tried to rake my mind for something to say.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck, what do I say? Should I ask how her day was? No that's lame. What CAN I say? Oh shit I'm almost up to her, think!"

As I came up behind her she dropped her binder, I thought this was my chance.

"Oh, hey I'll get that"

She turned around and smiled sweetly

"Oh, no its fine I got it, thanks"

She bent over to pick up her binder, her tight skirt tethered to every nook, curve and crevice of her lower half. My minds voice chimed in again

"Oh fuck, I want her so bad and I don't even know her name."

She stood back up, her binder now in hand.

"Hi! I'm Allison, whats you're name?"

'Allison'. It was perfect, it fit every aspect of her perfectly, her porcelain skin, her kind face, and her piercing eyes. Dazed and nervous I spat out my answer.

"Oh...uh..it's Axl"

"Oh, like the guns n' roses guy?"

"Yeah, like him"

I was shocked that this was actually going well, feeling bold, I spat out the first thing that came to mind.

"You have a really nice smile"

She smiled sweetly again, wider this time, with genuine happiness in her eyes.

"Thank you! I like that outfit on you"

I was fashionable, the one virtue that I took pride in, it seemed to be on my side today. Again I spat out the first thing that came to mind.

"Thanks, I preplan all my outfits"

She expressed a kind of joyous shock.

"Wow I've never known a guy to do that before! That's so cool!"

"Oh fuck, she thinks I'm gay" I thought, panicked

She gazed out the door and then looked back to me.

"Hey, I've gotta go, my bus leaves in 10 minutes and I can't be home late, I'll see you tomorrow though!"

She smiled at me and walked briskly toward the door. Seeing the moment unfolding in front of me, I pounced.

"Wait!"

"Yeah?"

"I've got a car, I could get you home quicker than the bus if you want"

She paused for a moment

"You'd really do that?"

"Yeah, I don't really have much else to do, why not?"

"Thats so sweet! Thank you!"

She threw her arms around me and pressed her chest into mine, I had to repress the physical reaction that this evoked from me.

Allison lived about 20 minutes from the school, her neighborhood was covered by a canopy of tall evergreens, it reminded me of a painting, her house was in the middle of a cluster of trees, we talked the whole time about our lives, dreams, aspirations...she was a dancer, and a damn good one too. I should've known it by the way she moved, so graceful and elegant, every step she took she took with purpose.

"Well this is me, thanks for the ride, I really appreciate it"

"You're welcome, stay safe"

I prepared to drive away as I watched her walk in that skirt. It was then she turned on her heel and hurried back toward the car, shouting my name.

"Yeah?"

"Hey I was wondering, this bio class seems like it's going to be hard, and there's gonna be a lot of tests, I was wondering if you'd wanna be my study partner?"

I was staring dead straight

"Uh....yeah, I think that'd be fun!"

"Okay cool! We'll come back here tomorrow after school, see you then!"

I couldn't believe it, the girl who I had spent the last hour ogling just invited me over to her house after school...holy fuck, I alternated between being excited, and feeling wrong and guilty for wanting so badly to have sex with this girl I had just met. Regardless, she was all I thought about that night. I had been bitten by a love bug, and I loved the way it felt. It was so abnormal to me, I had never felt this way about anyone. All I knew was she made me feel strong, like a pine tree...evergreen.

[spoiledsplendid]

2019 Met Gala Fashion Critique

2019 Met Gala Fashion Critique

Susan Sontag’s essay “Camp: Notes on Fashion” gave the Met Gala it’s theme this year. And what does that mean exactly? Think ‘Campy’ - not tents and s’mores. Over the top. Exaggerated. Artificial. Outrageous. For women, think Jem & the Holograms meets Cher meets RuPaul. Camp fashion is a very broad theme which allows for a lot of personal style. So for this year, while fashion is important, styling is even more so. We’re going to see couture on the pink carpet regardless, but who is going to get Anna Wintour’s seal of approval?

The Best

Cardi B

How does she manage to wow us after wearing the wild Mugler vintage piece from the Grammys? By wearing this dramatic quilted and sequinned gown that forces everyone else out of the picture. This is how you make an entrance at the Met. From the feathered trim to the matching gloves and cap, this Thom Browne dress was absolutely everything!

Lady Gaga

While I think Cardi B’s dress may have won my heart, Mother Monster stole the show with her outrageous 15 minute strip performance. She started off in a hot pink parachute dress with matching bow. After working herself up and down the steps, she shed her skin down to structural black dress…then down to a slinky pink gown and finally down to her bra and panties. I guess when you’re the co-chair of the event, you can do what you like. However, as one of the first to arrive, Lady Gaga set the bar crazy high for the rest of the attendees. 

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Ciara

Not only is this emerald green color incredible on Ciara, but all the details were spot on with this Peter Dundas gown. The feather train, the sexy cut-outs, and all the sequins. But the real stunner was that head-turning Afro. The whole look was giving me vintage Cher vibes. 

Zendaya 

You really need to see this to believe it. This Tommy Hilfiger dress transformed Zendaya into Cinderella right on the pink carpet. The use of fibre optics makes this dress really magical. But the look doesn’t stop there - I loved the glass slippers and the hair style. Apparently the dress also had the capability to change shape as well…but hopefully not into a pumpkin at midnight!

Jennifer Lopez

JLo looked gorgeous in this Versace outfit with matching cap - however, I was a bit underwhelmed. Knowing what a true fashionista she is, I really expected a bit more from her. This look did remind me of Bob Mackie outfit from the 70s but we’ve seen this style of outfit on her a bit too often for it to have any novelty. 

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Kylie Jenner

This Versace number was so spot on that I don’t have a single complaint. The plumage is fun and the matching wig ties it all together. The Versace gown is scandalous but in all the right ways. The silhouette is a knock out. I don’t think she has ever made my ‘Best Dressed’ list before - but this is pretty stellar. 

Janelle Monae

This Christian Siriano dress was killer on Janelle. Drawing inspiration from the surreal, I love that this dress kept with her personal style of black and white while still being playful. I loved the Madhatter-esque hat and the blinking eye. Gotta love the exaggeration. 

Katy Perry

When we think of modern camp performers, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are the first to come to mind. Katy is always a favourite at the Met - so I was actually expecting her to steal the show tonight. While it was hard to top Gaga, she certainly looked luminous in this Moschino crystal dress. Oh yeah, and the attached fully functional chandelier! She looked gorgeous - but to have a bit more fun, she changed into a cheeseburger outfit later on. And no, you didn’t just misread that. 

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The Worst

Billy Porter 

Now before you get upset, I loved his entrance and I love the concept he was going for. Apparently he was inspired after watching Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra. Cool. But for me, thats where it ends. His outfit, designed by The Blonds, was too costume-y and not enough fashion. The body suit was ill-fitting and the straps were distracting. And while Elizabeth Taylor was camp, I don’t feel like an Egyptian Sun-God necessarily is. Did you get your years mixed up? The 2018 theme was Heavenly Bodies - and maybe this would have been more appropriate. Finally, Katy Perry rocked the wings last year…give it a beat before copying. 

The Olsen Twins

This is likely the most un-camp outfits out there. You girls should have just stayed at home and read about Auntie Lori likely going to jail. The are dressed for a Blade movie marathon. Perhaps that can convince Anna Wintour to have next year’s theme be Vampire chic. Then they can wear these hideous lil trench dresses again. 

Serena Williams

I understand what Serena was going for with this dress, but it failed. Is she wearing the dress or is the dress wearing her? This yellow Versace gown did no favours for her athletic frame and I think the colour was a bad choice. I don’t mind that she is wearing her collab running shoes and at least they match. Just too much going on here and not enough of it is working for me. 

Kim Kardashian 

Well…I like this dress. Not on Kim Kardashian. It borders on obscene with how tight it is. I’ve never heard of anyone being corseted into a latex dress. It’s actually a custom Mugler - who came out of retirement to design this for her. BUT…tonight she revealed that they have been designing it together for over 8 months. The theme for the Met Gala was only announced 7 months ago. So I feel like she just wore it because it’s fashion and not on theme. And her husband should have been denied entrance in his $43 Dickies jac. If a man isn’t going to dress in theme, he is still expected to dress black-tie for this event. Then again, Kanye would have to be a man. So…

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Jordan Roth

Well the man owns a theatre. So he decided to dress himself as one? Lame. Where is the fashion to this? How is this campy exactly? Is this actually an oversized kaftan? Fail. 

Celine Dion

I was so torn on this. I love Celine and I actually love the Oscar De La Renta dress, even if it does weigh over 25 lbs. My major issue is with the styling. The headdress should have been filled with lush plumes and instead they look bare. Is the bird sick? Dead? It pulls a lot of attention and not in a good way. The makeup is a bit severe and she doesn’t look her best at all. However, if we cut her head out of the pic, she has never looked better. 

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[survivekohsai]

Episode 3 - These Little Binches Keep Going To Exile And Mutinying!!!!!!!! ~ Richie

I am legit FUCKING PISSED!!! I LOST TWO ALLIES THAT WERE GOOD FOR MY GAME. 4 PEOPLE DID TYLER, I GOT LIED TOO BY A MAJORITY OF THEM!!!! BECAUSE JACKSON SAID 5 (ME, himself, Linus, Mo and QUILL) but Kelsey said so as well so which is 6. SO SOMEONE IS FUCKING LYING TO ME!!! AND I AM LEGIT PISSED OFF TO THE EXTENT IF THESE BITCHES WANNA PLAY CUTTHROAT ILL CUTTHROAT BACK NOW 

I am so alone in this game.... like FOR REALS! I can't trust anyone in this game! Like everyone is a liar and a backstabber.... like can't anyone tell me the truth for once!!!! I put my trust and people used that against me! I am cutting the loose ends and going ham on challenges now. I DARE THE OTHER TRIBE TO PICK TYLER AGAIN I DARE THEM!!!

I'm so pissed and sad.. like why can't anything go the way it is planned! I just really want this game to be fucking over give Tyler his unanimous win you stupid premade bitches. 

There's simply too much to talk about! Again i single handedly took someone out!! I really liked Mo, it's a shame he came at me in the main chat that was his downfall... dont come for me :D Now i asked why i was voted for and Mr Jackson came at me calling me bitter and personally attacking my which was fun. I could only laugh because i wasnt bitter i think he was just upset that he is an absolute failure and failed to get me out twice in a row :( Also apparently i make the tribe chat 'insufferable' which is soooo unfortunate. :D

That tribal was ugly. Mo leaving is not a cute concept and Tyler finding an idol on exile was like... wow. However, not my tribe, not my problem. Right now I want to focus on winning the reward again. I want to send myself to exile as a sort of retribution for RTP. Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't. I know that with my idol, however, I will get through a tribal. Plus, the puzzle is a mood and I think we'll get a good time on it.

forgot to mention this but jordan mutinying is so iconic lol. idk why he did it but i love the drama. what i dont love however is tyler idoling out mo. i wanted to work with mo come swap or merge but now i cant. also raf's dislike of tyler enabled him to go to exile twice where he found the idol so thats annoying. also i think theres tension between raf and rtp/ry so idk whats that about. so far i like working with richie, raf, trixie kind of but she seems cracked, and rtp. but idk if thats a group that could actually come together. i wont have to worry about it until we lose a challenge i guess tho!

Good golly, Miss Molly. Everybody makes choices...and people have CHOSEN. So going into the tribal, I had my heart set on voting Linus. In the case that three million people played idols again, if I threw my vote, I didn't have to play my own, therefore keeping myself in another day. But, I then paid attention to a chat consisting of Tyler, Isaac and Linus. Tyler wanted to vote for Mo and mentally I was thinking "LOL no you bottom bye" because I really didn't want to be taking such a strong side, especially one so brittle as Tyler's. Not to mention Jordan, who I thought would be my automatic lover, has definitely NOT contacted me about much in this game and it made me shifty. However...I got to thinking. I thought to myself, "Kelsey, who are you?" And the answer was "I am Kelsey Valentana Mikaelson, I'm a cutthroat queen who slashes throats and wears ugg boots." And I realized that if I indeed voted for Linus and didn't take a side, I'd be right up there with the people who always vote me out just for being an "easy vote." That's when I said to myself "Ok Kelsey...screw it, you want Tyler in this game, do something about it." I decided then that hey, even if I vote in minority, girl, does anyone REALLY expect anything different out of a controversial gal like me~? So I changed my vote. About...one minute before deadline, but still, I DID IT and I decided to have no regrets. And then....the GAG. First of all, Tyler apparently told no one, not even Jordan, that he had an idol which I don't believe. But then...Mo goes home...! It was really tragic as well, cause I had JUST told Mo he's not going anywhere. But regardless; the vote is revealed that someone voted Linus. I immediately know it's me. However...following Mo's elimination, it opens up a door. Jackson and Tyler are OBVIOUSLY warring sides now. Both of them are boiling hot personalities and it's oil vs water, gurl, it's split the tribe in two. I've told Jackson's side I was the vote for Linus to avoid an idol massacre. And that's true, I did vote Linus and the hosts can confirm. However, I can also tell Tyler's side that I voted for Mo without knowing about the idol, showing I'm willing to take that leap of faith for them. And if they ask the hosts, that is also true. This has given me the opportunity to be a swing vote for BOTH sides and...if I so wanted...I think that really choose who goes next? It's kinda weird to think that I have like...power, cause it NEVER HAPPENS LOL but...I'm just going to plug ALL my effort into this next challenge. The longer I stay in this position without having to make a move, the better. I just really really really REALLY hope it stays this swell forever! And...no one realizes what happened X'D And THAT'S all there is to it~! Vamos, bailar! -Kelsey V Mikaelson

i wanna die just a lil bit

im mutinying!!!!!! *janelle voice* bye bye bitches!!!

okay so! im back in the game FOLKS. on my old tribe im leaving behind Chelsea and RTP who although I wanted to work with them I was way too inactive... oh well. That Rafael guy was sweet. But on exile I got to seriously bond with Akito. I helped her with the puzzles (even though the reward is already gone since Tyler got it, and all i got to know is that THEY DON'T REPLACE IT). But I get an ally! finally! And she's telling me all this stuff about her tribe and how Tyler and Jordan M are beefing people. blah blah. I didn't really follow or understand what the dynmaics are like there. But I can tell Quillynn and Jackson that Chelsea and I worked well together and maybe work with them. Akito said that they're together. And Kelsey is in the middle? Since I'm mutiny'ing I can use this as a fresh start! Maybe I won't have to use my idol the first tribal I go to. But I probably should lol. The second I get to this new tribe (even if we lose which we probably will) I'm gonna go 100% social.

hi im dumb i dont know what the challenge is but i will go look and do that! furby out~~~

I dislike Casanova. I hate that game too much to even try and attempt, but eh. This tribe needs some clipping tbqh.

do people like know others on the other tribe and feel confident or something. why mutiny off the winning tribe idgi. But go us!! Regan and richie are good at everything i want t align with them!

We stan Regan!

my entire tribe needs to realize that Im the most iconic person here and people leave because they hate me like anyone who knows me hates me. I can be annoying. ryan and jordan both left because Im annoying-

I'm going to get out all the people who decided it would be smart it mutiny.

I HATE THIS TRIBEEEEEE LIKE CAN WE WIN A GAME FOR ONCE IN OUR LIFE TIME?!?!?! AND CAN TRIBES SPLIT AT 5 v 5 v 5 please?!?!?!?

I hate that this tribe can't win anything but it's better than being told what to do by regan and trixie. God if I had to deal with them for one more round I was gonna scream into the void and never come out of it.

Sorry for being such a lame duck in this game hostos

Hi I'm Jackson and this is my third confessional. Obviously the elephant in the room is my fight with Tyler, he's kind of arrogant and obnoxious so I don't really regret it. I still want him out and even though I told him we're voting Isaac I still think he has to go this time since he couldn't possibly have another (if I go home cause of that tho I'll be glad, fuck idols) But anyway I'm kinda high and I don't have much to say, we lost the challenge because we suck, no I actually don't care about challenge strength, yes I am okay continuing to lose The alliance of me, Kelsey, Quillynn, Linus and Akito will hopefully stand together even though we're back to being a tribe of 9 (Ryan is here wtf he prob doesn't trust me I tried to vote him out a million times in Kvaloya) Ok bye I hate this

we won again :D but these little binches keep going to exile and mutinying!!!!!!!! i don’t get it….. like okay yeah this tribe is probably terrible or maybe its just me because its like day…..10 and i still haven’t had a single conversation with anyone on this tribe but we haven’t lost a single challenge either reward or immunity yet so like I’m cool with being on this tribe…. what annoys me is that now we’re down in numbers despite winning everything????? RUDE

so this game has been pretty quiet for me...people keep mutinying from my tribe but we keep winning....ryan and jordan are dumb huh....otherwise no one talks to me at all..im hoping to just be the crummudgeony gramps this season

Voting Confessionals

Well I'm switching my vote to Tyler but this is gonna be a bad time since im predicting another idol use on tyler.

I wanted it to be Jackson but since Linus asked I'm voting for him

I vote for Jackson because I just want to help get him away from the constant suffering of listening to people in the main chat.

I vote tyler I guess

Voting for tyler again!

Okay nvm since idk where linus or kelsey are I'll vote tyler

Tyler voted out 4-2-1-1-1

Quillynn, Jackson, Linus, Akito voted Tyler

Jordan, Isaac voted Linus

Ryan voted Isaac

Tyler voted Jackson

Kelsey voted for herself!